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Re: Misao dana

Post by Maja » 12 Apr 2019, 21:47

Najvaznije odluke koje mozete donijeti su...
Da volite mene, da volite mene i da sjajite sto
vam dozvoljavam da me volite.

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Re: Misao dana

Post by navika » 12 Apr 2019, 22:26

Razlika izmedju besplatnog sexa i sexa za pare je u tome sto besplatani sex najcecse kosta puno vise.

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Re: Misao dana

Post by alcapone » 12 Apr 2019, 22:28

Sve je jeftino sto se parama moze kupiti 🤫
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Re: Misao dana

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Re: Misao dana

Post by Hannibal » 13 Apr 2019, 02:07

navika wrote: 12 Apr 2019, 22:26 Razlika izmedju besplatnog sexa i sexa za pare je u tome sto besplatani sex najcecse kosta puno vise.
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Re: Misao dana

Post by srculence7 » 13 Apr 2019, 02:34

Uvek se na sebe oslanjaj. Makar znaš sa kim imaš posla. :oo
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.

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Re: Misao dana

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Re: Misao dana

Post by dadojović » 13 Apr 2019, 13:53

Ne slažem se s ničim što si izgovorio. Ali ću do smrti braniti tvoju slobodu govora.

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Re: Misao dana

Post by alcapone » 13 Apr 2019, 13:55

Slazemo se da se neslazemo 🤣
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Lanci » 14 Apr 2019, 18:58

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Re: Misao dana

Post by dadojović » 14 Apr 2019, 20:21

Mišljenje drugih ljudi mijenja se pažnjom, a ne ljutnjom.

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Re: Misao dana

Post by navika » 14 Apr 2019, 21:47

Svaki muskarac zeli zenu kojoj ce se svidjeti njegova bolja strana, njegovi plemeniti instinkti i njegova pitoma narav. Isto tako zeli i drugu zenu uz koju ce na sve to zaboraviti.

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Re: Misao dana

Post by Hannibal » 14 Apr 2019, 22:14

Lanci wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 18:58:)
ja se vezem za tetu na salteru u posti, a da se ne vezem za forumase 😭
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Lanci » 14 Apr 2019, 22:18

Hannibal wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 22:14
Lanci wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 18:58:)
ja se vezem za tetu na salteru u posti, a da se ne vezem za forumase 😭
To ti je velika mana😂😂😂
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Hannibal » 14 Apr 2019, 22:20

Lanci wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 22:18
Hannibal wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 22:14

ja se vezem za tetu na salteru u posti, a da se ne vezem za forumase 😭
To ti je velika mana😂😂😂
vezite mee
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Vanilla » 14 Apr 2019, 22:23

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Re: Misao dana

Post by Socrates » 14 Apr 2019, 22:24

Kako se vezes za ženu na salteru?
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Hannibal » 14 Apr 2019, 22:25

Socrates wrote: 14 Apr 2019, 22:24 Kako se vezes za ženu na salteru?
paa kad dodjem da platim racune obavezno placam kod nje
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Socrates » 14 Apr 2019, 22:27

Zato ja sve plaćam online.

Još mi samo fali da se vežem za šalterase.
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Re: Misao dana

Post by Lanci » 14 Apr 2019, 22:29

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