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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Chloe » 21 Feb 2019, 12:10

U jednom kafiću sam se pobunila zbog prljavog stola, pa što nemaju cappuccino, na to mi je konobar ponudio 5 KM da idem u susjedni kafić.... :ooo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Rudolph » 22 Feb 2019, 20:36

Vanilla wrote:
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Behko a forumasi na grani
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mister No » 22 Feb 2019, 20:40

Rudolph wrote:
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Behko a forumasi na grani
Baniranje, kamen u glavu! :oo
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Post by Hurija » 22 Feb 2019, 20:41

Pobuna u kokošinjcu :D
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 24 Feb 2019, 17:21

Na prethodnoj stranici sam stavila bojler/telefon. Sad postavila fotku zavjese na hrpi zguzvane i napisala 430 m
Ne razumije se nikako u metre i cm.
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Post by Nice try » 24 Feb 2019, 17:28

Ne razumije se u mnogo toga :D.
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Post by Merlin246 » 25 Feb 2019, 11:41



Pa Bozee :rozi
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Socrates » 03 Mar 2019, 22:25

Heidi mi ispričala njena kockarska dostignuca. :D.

A ja mislio da sam neki pokeras. :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Heidi » 03 Mar 2019, 22:27

Ooo, No tengo dinero, porfavoor, el nino in casa, alleinos :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 04 Mar 2019, 23:16

Najstarija tetka (a imam ih 7) prica jako kratko na tel. Cesto smo stopali vrijeme - 30 do 40 sekundi.
Gdje ste, sta ima? Evo i ja bila na zidicu, sad dosla pa reko da malo nazovem. Hajde sine...hajde, hajde...

Danas je priçala minimalno 3 minute. Izmedju ostalog prica kako je nekad davno tata dolazio kod nje a tu bila njena prijateljica. Kad je tata otisao ova ti je rekla, a draga moja ko ti je ovaj Ben Kvik.

Meni bi smijesno kako ona rece Ben Kvik. Ima 80 godina.

Inace, to je lik iz filma Dugo toplo ljeto. Paul Newman.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 14 Mar 2019, 15:31

Nosili kolace jednoj zeni. Dala fiksni broj a izasla pred zgradu da tu ceka :D.
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Post by Divlja_u_srcu » 15 Mar 2019, 19:17

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bla » 15 Mar 2019, 21:45

Maja wrote:
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Gdje ste, sta ima? Evo i ja bila na zidicu
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Divlja_u_srcu » 27 Mar 2019, 09:52

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 27 Mar 2019, 21:34

Salju sliku torte, kako nestaje brzo.
Vidi noga

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