Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Melek » 10 Sep 2019, 23:36

Ma ima i onaj vegetarijanski, onaj halloumi :grana
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bla » 10 Sep 2019, 23:45

whatever, ne bude li se do sutra kad se probudim barem još petero nasmijalo, neću vam više nikad ništa ispričati :auf
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hannibal » 11 Sep 2019, 00:09

Bla wrote: 10 Sep 2019, 23:36 ma onako
ja sam se nadao onim novim burgerima
a najbolji ćete pojesti u Sarajevu, u Burger baru, bivšem Kingu :gladan
a too je burger bar 😂 mene pita storm dje je burger bar reko pojma nemam 😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hurija » 11 Sep 2019, 01:50

:D Ovo krstaranje po forumu kad nema žive duše
Ostalo je cutanje.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 13 Sep 2019, 09:17

Jaja....jaja...
Neko vice s ulice. Jedno 150 puta.
Znaju ljudi doci u mahalu pa tako na ulici vikati med, kokosi, krompir, sijeno..
I bas citam forum i kontam jao upornog covjeka. Kud li je i dosao da prodaje jaja na selu. Idem mu reci da necu.
Kad tamo, cigo naslonjen na kapiju mene zvao. Jel govorio Maja ili jaja, ja ne znam.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 13 Sep 2019, 09:43

E moja Jaja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 13 Sep 2019, 11:10

Jao Blazenke :haha


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by alcapone » 13 Sep 2019, 11:58

Uzmi me tijesna sam... 😌😂🙈
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 15 Sep 2019, 00:12

Jedna nena slabo cuje a nece da prizna.
Dosta puta zna reci sta sapcete, isto ko da misli da se o njoj prica pa se sapce.
Bila kod jedne zene i sina (od te zene) i tako nesto prepricava u vezi njih kad odmahnu ljutito rukom i rece, pricaju nesto u zamagljenoj formi.

Kad nisam tad crkla...

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by alcapone » 15 Sep 2019, 00:20

Ismijao se pravom mansonskom prstenu, al kad rece lik uclanio se u mansone tu sam vrisnuo.. cuj uclanio pa nije biblioteka.. 🙈😂😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 15 Sep 2019, 17:54

Na sva moja zvanja i tepanja bičarka me ignorisala. Morala sam nesto poduzeti.


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 15 Sep 2019, 17:57

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Vrag » 15 Sep 2019, 18:02

Sta te tu nasmijalo

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mala_Mu » 15 Sep 2019, 18:43

Nice :cvijece :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by dadojović » 15 Sep 2019, 18:46

Mala_Mu wrote: 15 Sep 2019, 18:43 Nice :cvijece :valja

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 15 Sep 2019, 21:39

Sjetih se kad je stari nasao somersby u frizideru i popio ga, a nije znao da ima akohola u sebi. Kaze-vidim ja nesto me nosa(on inace ne podnosi alkohol) i ja uzmem procitam kad ono 4.5 posto alkohola :ha
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Nice try » 16 Sep 2019, 08:01

Mala_Mu wrote: 15 Sep 2019, 18:43 Nice :cvijece :valja

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Na to smo i "išli" :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 16 Sep 2019, 12:54

A zato se kaze skinuti maglu sa očiju :hm
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 17 Sep 2019, 18:30

Kad udjes na fb pa vidis sliku svog kolaca a recept neki deseti. I onda se zene cude sto im nije ispalo ko na slici s te i te stranice a pridrzavale su se recepta.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ElTriconi » 17 Sep 2019, 19:51

alcapone wrote: 15 Sep 2019, 00:20 Ismijao se pravom mansonskom prstenu, al kad rece lik uclanio se u mansone tu sam vrisnuo.. cuj uclanio pa nije biblioteka.. 🙈😂😂
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