Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by carobnjak N » 21 Aug 2019, 12:48

Ja sa jednim drugom sandzaklijom pricam da se nadjemo na kafi i da dodje jos jedan nas zajednicki prijatelj. Kaze on
- uuu al on da se pokrene to treba sila salavata
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 22 Aug 2019, 12:27

Mama pravi kolace jednoj prijateljici za svadbu.. udaje joj se kcer.. i uvijek joj ispadu super a sad bas katastrofa, sve joj puca jufka 😂 I sva ljuta, ne moze da vjeruje da joj tako lose ide. Kaze a ova zena je totalni baksuz ovo nije do mene ni do jufke,nego je baksuz :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Lanci » 24 Aug 2019, 00:47

I keep my personal life private,so don’t think you know me!
You know what I allow you to know.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 24 Aug 2019, 13:57

Sestre citaju 50 nijansi
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by carobnjak N » 25 Aug 2019, 09:59

Otac od ovih cura juce nesto isprica na arapskom i sad ova mu kcerka kaze
- moj babo vazi nesto o islamu i zeli da ti prevodim...pa samo se pretvaraj kao da ti prevodim , a mozemo pricati sta god.
I sad on nesto prica , pa kao ceka da ona prevede, mi pricamo nesto svoje, ja samo povremeno kazem masalah i elhamdulilah
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by carobnjak N » 25 Aug 2019, 10:16

Jutros izlazi ova jedna tinejdzerka i nosi preko odjece kao neki crni prekrivac ( mozda se to zove pelerina ??) i
preko cijelih ledja pise

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 25 Aug 2019, 18:21

Gledam kalendar, danas torte djecaku Aliju i jednoj babi. Kad ovako gledas ispadne Ali Baba.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Čupava » 25 Aug 2019, 20:55

Vic na radiu :D.

Kupio čovjek ženi petoro gaćice a zena ga pita :

Zasto petoro iste pomislit će komšije da su svaki dan iste :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Vanilla » 25 Aug 2019, 23:22

carobnjak N wrote: 25 Aug 2019, 09:59 Otac od ovih cura juce nesto isprica na arapskom i sad ova mu kcerka kaze
- moj babo vazi nesto o islamu i zeli da ti prevodim...pa samo se pretvaraj kao da ti prevodim , a mozemo pricati sta god.
I sad on nesto prica , pa kao ceka da ona prevede, mi pricamo nesto svoje, ja samo povremeno kazem masalah i elhamdulilah
Ovo me podsjetilo na onaj dogadjaj/vic (sta je vec...):
Prica arap u tramvaju na mob i kad god zastane sa pricom, raja u glas amin :D.
U turskom jeziku postoji jedna predivna riječ, sensizlik, koje nema ni u jednom drugom jeziku. Označava nedostajanje jedne konkretne osobe, odsutnost jednog čovjeka ili jedne žene. Stanje bez tebe. Ne samoća. Ne usamljenost. Nego jednostavno beztobost...

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mister No » 26 Aug 2019, 00:14

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 27 Aug 2019, 09:21

Rodicino ime se razlikuje od mojeg u samo 1 slovu. Salje komsija meni poruku koja je namijenjena njoj i govori rodici da mu posalje broj mobitela njenog tate. Posaljem mu broj koji je trazio jer sam ga imala u imeniku a rodjak lajka. Uopste nije skuzio s kim je pisao.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Melek » 27 Aug 2019, 09:31

Mara?
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bla » 27 Aug 2019, 09:34

Maša :hm
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Post by Melek » 27 Aug 2019, 09:37

Mana?
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bla » 27 Aug 2019, 09:39

Mija
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 27 Aug 2019, 09:48

Maca :D
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bla » 27 Aug 2019, 09:55

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