Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 01 Apr 2020, 20:43

Pa dijete u pravu jelensko tele :oo
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 01 Apr 2020, 20:45

Cuj jelensko tele :D. Odbijam taj naziv i cvrsto se drzim "jelenka"
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hannibal » 01 Apr 2020, 20:45

mala zakucala 😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Chloe » 01 Apr 2020, 22:21

Veli ona:
- Je l' da si se ti šalila da nije tačno?
- Nisam!
- Ali ja sam mislila da se ti šališ.
- Nisam znala.
- Jesi znaala nekad, samo si zaboravila.

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Ne može prihvatiti da nisam znala. :D. :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 01 Apr 2020, 23:16

E svasta. Ja kontala jelen muzjak, srna zenka :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by MrH » 01 Apr 2020, 23:21

Maja wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 23:16 E svasta. Ja kontala jelen muzjak, srna zenka :D.
Pa zar nije tako? :lupa
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by rethna » 02 Apr 2020, 00:16

Zvat cemo ga Bambi :hm
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Chloe » 02 Apr 2020, 07:15

Sad maleckoj tepam "jelensko tele mooojeee" :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 02 Apr 2020, 07:43

Maja wrote: 01 Apr 2020, 23:16 E svasta. Ja kontala jelen muzjak, srna zenka :D.
Bego nam je svima otvorio oci :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by vrhbosnica » 02 Apr 2020, 09:45

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 02 Apr 2020, 10:17

:D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by arzuhal » 02 Apr 2020, 10:26

hpmti :ha
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 02 Apr 2020, 10:32

greeneyes wrote: 02 Apr 2020, 10:17 :D.

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Jel bas ovo izjavio :oo

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 02 Apr 2020, 10:35

Jest :D.


A dobro, jest smijesno, ali Baka je npr jedan od idola Zidana :djed
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 02 Apr 2020, 11:02

Sto jest jest. Jugoslovenska liga se redovno gledala po francuskim predgradjima
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hannibal » 02 Apr 2020, 11:56

Maja wrote: 02 Apr 2020, 10:32
greeneyes wrote: 02 Apr 2020, 10:17 :D.

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Jel bas ovo izjavio :oo
pa nije guardiola nista bolji od njega
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by TAFKAP » 03 Apr 2020, 13:50



:plavi

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by uvijek_kontra » 03 Apr 2020, 23:13

Cujem brat na traki za trcanje. Stize sms.

Jel prekasno da u 11 koristim traku?
Rekoh, jeste. Neke tri godine ti je prekasno. :D.
Kaze, piše mi 1,5km i 100 kalorija. Koliko cokolade mogu sad pojest?
Rekoh mos Country. Al sreca pa ga nema. :oo

Kaze pulza mi svakako ne pokazuje, izgleda da sam umro.

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