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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Socrates » 05 Jul 2018, 20:13

Ja nemam tepsije pa i ne razumijem u cemu je problem. :(

Hvala na lingvistickoj pomoci u ovom kriznom trenutku kad ne smijem zaspat'. :respekt
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 05 Jul 2018, 20:24

Kad nesto peces umjesto poklopca mozes staviti preko aluminijsku foliju. Bude mekse i socnije jelo. Ona stavila prozirnu koja se na visokim temperaturama topi.
Vazdan hodam za tobom i objasnjavam ti stvari :ccc

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 05 Jul 2018, 20:27

Ko zena. Hoce da pomno prati sta se desava cak i iza folije hehehe
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Post by greeneyes » 05 Jul 2018, 20:27

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Socrates » 05 Jul 2018, 20:27

To je cijena koju placas da imas jednog pristojnog kanadskog forumasa, Crvena. :zubi

Hvala :respekt

Bicu ja sutra bolji, kad sam naspavan vise stvari kontam.
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Post by greeneyes » 05 Jul 2018, 20:30

Sutra nikad nestati(ne prodje dan da mi to ne kazu). Sem u jednom slucaju :oo
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Post by greeneyes » 05 Jul 2018, 20:52

Samo sabura

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Tokmak » 05 Jul 2018, 22:57

Maja wrote: 05 Jul 2018, 20:08 Nasmijala me komsinica koja mi se pozalila kako joj se sva folija zalijepila za hranu.
Naime, stavila je prozirnu umjesto aluminijske preko tepsije.
Dzelesanuhu...
Nisam nikom rekla da je ne sramotim.
to ne bih ni ja uradio... :jok
pa to je onda moralo i smrdjeti,čitava kuhinja... :plavi
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 07 Jul 2018, 02:10

Obrisala ipak

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Tokmak » 07 Jul 2018, 11:28

Maja wrote: 07 Jul 2018, 02:10Obrisala ipak
Stigao sam procitati... :ćitire
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 09 Jul 2018, 00:25

Ovuda sve same sahare sinoc povodom utakmice. Kaze jedan Hrvat tati, daj mi 500 maraka i okacit cu ljiljane na kucu. Kaze tata, daj ti meni 50 i okacit cu saharu.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Čupava » 09 Jul 2018, 16:48

Šalje mi sestra sms i kaze da pitam njenog mlađeg sina,zasto je blokirao na SC... :D i da je odblokira sto prije..

Prenesem mu,a on će mi na to..

Odblokirati ću je kad zaboravi da sam je blokirao... :D.

Mali ima 9god... :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by srculence7 » 14 Jul 2018, 04:55

Kako klinci iz zgrade igraju žmurke... njih trojica žmure a jedan se krije :valja
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 17 Jul 2018, 13:17

SmezuraniKokos :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 22 Jul 2018, 18:14

Prve komsije, stariji ali totalno luckast par, svaki dan me zovu na kafu. I to vise on nego ona. U vecini slucajeva predjem "posata" a nekad kad sam zauzeta odbijem. I sad se zaredala 4 dana da nisam otisla, dva nisam bila kod kuce kad su zvali, dva bila zauzeta tortama.
Danas zovu i odem znaci peti dan.
Ulazim im u kucu, kad on..

E je li te boga strah? Kakva je to mrznja?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 22 Jul 2018, 18:23

Jesu to oni s pornicima :oo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 22 Jul 2018, 18:32

Jasta

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 22 Jul 2018, 18:33

Idi im cesce i pisi dozivljaje :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 22 Jul 2018, 18:38

Neke sam i snimila diktafonom. Al treba se nakaniti pa to preslusati i ubaciti na forum.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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