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Koliko imate godina?

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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by spacebound » 26 Sep 2016, 21:08

Heidi wrote:Jedna zena danas: Jesi se ti udavala?
Ja: Nisam.
Ona: Ma pametna si ti, viri ti iz ociju. I nemoj dok ne napunis 30.
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Heidi » 26 Sep 2016, 21:10

Meni govore da idem brat cvijece kad pocnu pricat prljave viceve :(
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Julia-Klara » 26 Sep 2016, 21:11

Posljednji dan na odnoru u Bosni odem ja na motorijadu.
I u pricu sa jednim djecakom, kaze on "ma upoznali smo se 100 puta do sad", reko "nismo bolan". I tako se ubjedjivali medjusobno, pa meni dojadilo, i kazem mu "ok, mozda i jesmo, ne znamjeri, godine, postajem senilna". A on stao pa me gleda, kaze,"ajd ne rise, nemas vise od 25"
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by spacebound » 26 Sep 2016, 21:12

Pa ako ti ona slika oka i pola lica nije još iz osnovne škole onda su upravu, da dijete ne sluša svašta :valja
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Heidi » 26 Sep 2016, 21:16

Iz predskolskog :oo
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Sheval » 26 Sep 2016, 22:12

Lazu oni koji kazu da im je nebitno...kad im se kaze...izgledas mladje.
I nije to nikakva ocuvanost...to ti je genetika i zdrav pogled na zivot...nisu samo oci ogledalo duse.
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Čarobni » 26 Sep 2016, 22:13

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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Heidi » 26 Sep 2016, 22:15

Čarobni wrote:21
Duca cjatka :grle :oo
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Hannibal » 26 Sep 2016, 22:44

Ne vjerujem ti brt
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Post by Danci » 26 Sep 2016, 22:57

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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Tokmak » 26 Sep 2016, 23:06

dovoljno... :kafa
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Hannibal » 26 Sep 2016, 23:09

spacebound wrote:Od ponoći cu odbrojavati dane zadnjeg mjeseca do 29. rođendana :sok :roll
ja mislio 58
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by spacebound » 27 Sep 2016, 05:23

Hannibal Lecter wrote:
spacebound wrote:Od ponoći cu odbrojavati dane zadnjeg mjeseca do 29. rođendana :sok :roll
ja mislio 58
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by spacebound » 27 Sep 2016, 05:36

@storm, je li tata još slobodan, koliko ima godina i je li slovenska penzija :D :plavi Imam ja mamu :o :sram
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Chloe » 27 Sep 2016, 07:05

Nakupila sam ih putem podosta .... :zubi
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by storm » 27 Sep 2016, 07:30

spacebound wrote:@storm, je li tata još slobodan, koliko ima godina i je li slovenska penzija :D :plavi Imam ja mamu :o :sram
Tata je slobodan...

Slovenska je penzija....

Samo sto je problem, sto njemu nije dosta, da imaš tri mame :plavi
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by spacebound » 27 Sep 2016, 07:46

E, dzaba mu onda slovenska penzija :( :valja . Nedam mamu za svalera :jok
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Mirelam » 27 Sep 2016, 07:59

storm wrote:
spacebound wrote:@storm, je li tata još slobodan, koliko ima godina i je li slovenska penzija :D :plavi Imam ja mamu :o :sram
Tata je slobodan...

Slovenska je penzija....

Samo sto je problem, sto njemu nije dosta, da imaš tri mame :plavi
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Re: Koliko imate godina?

Post by Femea » 27 Sep 2016, 12:30

Za koji dan prelazim na novi level :sok ( pa ću se pribilježiti)
Prestala sam da se opterećujem moranjima i očekivanjima, bilo čijim, pa i svojim.
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