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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Fuddo » 10 Jul 2019, 18:05

Nice try wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 17:43 Muž je kupio djeci ono čudo,velikog labuda,što vuče ljudima živce na plaži :valja i sad ne znamo čime je najlakše ono napuhati i ispuhati?
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Nice try » 10 Jul 2019, 18:07

Onda ništa.
Vidim ja da mi ne mirišu.Zato sam ovdje pitala.

Ništa,ostavi svoju pumpu dole negdje u Mostaru,Čapljini,kad se vraćao s mora,a ja ću je pokupiti kad krenemo :ooo
Isplatnije mi je tako :D.
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Nice try » 10 Jul 2019, 18:08

Fuddo wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:05
Nice try wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 17:43 Muž je kupio djeci ono čudo,velikog labuda,što vuče ljudima živce na plaži :valja i sad ne znamo čime je najlakše ono napuhati i ispuhati?
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Gdje ću s usisivačem na plažu :hm
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by damir5 » 10 Jul 2019, 18:09

moze, ako poznajes koga tu daj adresu, ostavit cu :ooo samo ja idem u zadnjem dijelu augusta :p
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Nice try » 10 Jul 2019, 18:10

damir5 wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:09 moze, ako poznajes koga tu daj adresu, ostavit cu :ooo samo ja idem u zadnjem dijelu augusta :p
A šta ću,prilagodićemo se :valja
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Fuddo » 10 Jul 2019, 18:12

Nice try wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:08
Fuddo wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:05

Usisivac.
Gdje ću s usisivačem na plažu :hm
Napuses do pola, a ostalo kad dodjes na plazu, plucima.

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Ima bona ono elektricno cudo, dodje i baterija, desetak dolara.
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Socrates » 10 Jul 2019, 18:14

Ako ide prije tebe, posalji joj postom, pa ce ona ostaviti kod nekih ljudi kad zavrsi.

A onda nek' Hanni uzme od tih ljudi, proseta pumpu po Sandzaku I Stupu. Mala ce pokupiti od Hannija ako bude smio da je vidi ovaj put. Ostavice Rumu ispred vrata, a Rum ce poslati Fuddi, pa kad Fuddo prepliva okean taman ce sljedeca sezona. :valja
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Re: Samo da pitam

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by damir5 » 10 Jul 2019, 18:21

đe ti je tu kiselina? :ooo
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by damir5 » 10 Jul 2019, 18:21

valjda znaš šta je kiselina :DD
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Bla » 10 Jul 2019, 18:39

Nice try wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:08
Fuddo wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:05

Usisivac.
Gdje ću s usisivačem na plažu :hm
kad probiješ led, i drugi će :hm
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by damir5 » 10 Jul 2019, 18:44

i drum s produznim kablom od 50m preko ceste :DD
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Maja » 10 Jul 2019, 23:32

Zar ne moze obicnom pumpom sto se puse guma od bicikla :brani

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Mutevelija » 10 Jul 2019, 23:33

Imate mjehove za to jeftine. (ne one kovacke i one za vatru oko kamina nego bas za te svrhe.)

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Maja » 10 Jul 2019, 23:37

Ili da Melek jednom dekne u labuda nakon sto se najede gulasa od divljaci.


Sad ce me napast :noga

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Mutevelija » 10 Jul 2019, 23:39

Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Melek » 10 Jul 2019, 23:39

Maja wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 23:37 Ili da Melek jednom dekne u labuda nakon sto se najede gulasa od divljaci.


Sad ce me napast :noga
Neću te više napadati jer sam shvatio da suptilno i ciljano provociraš (vadiš mast) što direktno, što indirektno, na raznorazne načine. Nemam više volje da se palim na guranje :oo
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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Maja » 10 Jul 2019, 23:40

Koga provociram. Tebe il inace.

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Mutevelija » 10 Jul 2019, 23:41

Nice try wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:10
damir5 wrote: 10 Jul 2019, 18:09 moze, ako poznajes koga tu daj adresu, ostavit cu :ooo samo ja idem u zadnjem dijelu augusta :p
A šta ću,prilagodićemo se :valja
Da te citiram da se ne zaspama glupostima
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: Samo da pitam

Post by Mutevelija » 10 Jul 2019, 23:42

Najveća kletva.

"Dabogda tražio pomoć na bosanskom forumu"
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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