1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

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1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 09 Apr 2018, 15:54

Hanci kad se kupas, gasi bojler











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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mutevelija » 09 Apr 2018, 15:54

Nemoj se napiti vode zagrijan
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 09 Apr 2018, 15:56

Vise je gledaj u oci manje u sise bice vremena za sise :gejsha
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Bla » 09 Apr 2018, 15:58

tuđa nesreća se lakše podnosi
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mutevelija » 09 Apr 2018, 15:58

Nemoj se udarati sa jacima
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Socrates » 09 Apr 2018, 16:08

Kad koristis žičaru, udji u kabinu.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Julia-Klara » 09 Apr 2018, 16:22

slusaj mater :djed
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mala_Mu » 09 Apr 2018, 16:27

Bolje biraj drugove :oo
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Julia-Klara » 09 Apr 2018, 16:33

...i drugarice :djed
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mutevelija » 09 Apr 2018, 16:33

Nosaj čakiju uza se.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by spacebound » 09 Apr 2018, 16:33

Ne tuci slabije od sebe :nokti
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Socrates » 09 Apr 2018, 16:35

Ne podgrijavaj punjene paprike petkom poslije 18:37.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Julia-Klara » 09 Apr 2018, 16:42

Ne slusaj Mutevelijine savjete
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mutevelija » 09 Apr 2018, 16:47

Uvijek udari prvi
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by storm » 09 Apr 2018, 16:47

Ako zelis biti prvi, ne smijes biti drugi!
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by storm » 09 Apr 2018, 16:48

Dzaba ti sto si siromasan, ako si bolestan.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mutevelija » 09 Apr 2018, 16:50

Bolje ispasti glup nego iz žičare
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by storm » 09 Apr 2018, 16:51

Tri puta mjeri, jednom kredit uzmi!
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Čupava » 09 Apr 2018, 16:58

Ne slusaj savjete forumasa :ooo
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 09 Apr 2018, 17:12

Ono sto je djevojci glupo u normalnom stanju, obozava kada je napaljena
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