1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mala_Mu » 25 Apr 2019, 22:15

Rum uvijek kad popije savjetuje Hanija :valja

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Hannibal » 25 Apr 2019, 22:15

ja zapisujem rumcetove savjete. pametan pise budala pamti
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Heidi » 25 Apr 2019, 22:17

Idi uci.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Hannibal » 25 Apr 2019, 22:17

hocu mama
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Hannibal » 25 Apr 2019, 22:18

mama mogu li da izadjem vani pa da onda raspremim sobu i ucim
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Heidi » 25 Apr 2019, 22:24

Ne mozes. Prvo ukloni one smrdljive carape, ostatke cevapa Ispod madraca I ne snifaj babino ljepilo. :ljut
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Hannibal » 25 Apr 2019, 22:27

mrzim te
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Heidi » 25 Apr 2019, 22:29

Vodit cu te opet onoj zeni za saljevanje strave.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by karli » 25 Apr 2019, 22:51

Hani, uvijek pusti da jede prva :tjesi

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by greeneyes » 25 Apr 2019, 23:10

Kad se dajes-daji se iskreno
Samo sabura

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 04 May 2019, 23:36

Intimni dijelovi tijela kod zene se uvijek posljednji dodiruju neka poludi da ne moze vise da ceka
Neka si nam Živa I Zdrava Sultanija 💚

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Mala_Mu » 04 May 2019, 23:36

Opet si pio

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Vanilla » 04 May 2019, 23:38

Mala_Mu wrote: 04 May 2019, 23:36Opet si pio
Sad ce da zove bivse :ha
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Socrates » 04 May 2019, 23:38

Šta je Hanni bogu zgrijesio da mu Komso samo pijan savjete daje? :D.
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 04 May 2019, 23:41

Dodirom dlanom odlan ostvarujes i tvoj i njen san
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Rum » 04 May 2019, 23:55

Ako te bezobrazno provocira ,zeli da joj uzvratis i nadjacas je u toj seksualno bezobraznoj igri
a ne da se ponasas smotano
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Konsultant » 05 May 2019, 06:29

Hani nemoj danas propustiti Nedeljni zabavnik. (hint: druga s lijeva)

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Krokodil Behko » 05 May 2019, 10:13

Najedi se oraha i napij vode iz česme
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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Tokmak » 05 May 2019, 14:57

Cuvaj se spolno prenosivih bolesti.
Vuk dlaku mijenja, ćud nikada.

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Re: 1 000 000. savjeta za Hanija

Post by Zagorka » 05 May 2019, 15:05

Krokodil Behko wrote: 05 May 2019, 10:13 Najedi se oraha i napij vode iz česme
Ništa med :misli
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