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333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 19:53

1. Kupila danas novi "romansa" quatro, dok sam dosla do kuce, istopio se.

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Vjetar » 08 Jun 2019, 19:54

2. Odmah se jave ovi sibirofili sa svojim ljetomrzom

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Mutevelija » 08 Jun 2019, 19:55

Hej kakve se teme kljucaju a kakve se rađajau.
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Hannibal » 08 Jun 2019, 19:56

3. oznojim gace pa mi se lijepe za dupe i moram ih stalno cupat
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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by storm » 08 Jun 2019, 19:57

4. Mrzim ljetne gužve na moru...
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 20:01

5. Znojim se isposisaaa

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Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Jun 2019, 20:02

6. ljudi smrde u javnom prevozu
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by lejlamo » 08 Jun 2019, 20:04

7. nema toplog obroka u julu

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Mister No » 08 Jun 2019, 20:06

8. Udjes u auto uhvatis za volan i zaradis opekotine 8 stepena.
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Post by Mutevelija » 08 Jun 2019, 20:07

9. Lijepe se testisi :oo
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 20:10

10. Vidjam ljude koji su od glave do pete u bijelom jer im je neko rekao da se ostalim mjesecima ne nosi bijelo. Samo ljeti.

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Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 20:13

11. Ljudi nose tregerace. Ako imamo srece, obrijali su ispod pazuha. Posebni fanovi tregeraca su zene u pedesetim i sezdesetim. Torba na ramenu, u jednoj ruci lepeza, u drugoj maramica kojom povremeno prelaze po licu.
Oko vrata oksidirala ogrlica.

Mišice pozamašne.

Landaraju.

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Mister No » 08 Jun 2019, 20:15

12. Muhetine i komarcine izlaze iz ljudskom umu nepoznatih predjela, a osobito se vole pojaviti u spavacoj sobi.
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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Jun 2019, 20:16

Ovo s lepezom sam i ja :sok
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 20:17

Mister No wrote: 08 Jun 2019, 20:15 12. Muhetine i komarcine izlaze iz ljudskom umu nepoznatih predjela, a osobito se vole pojaviti u spavacoj sobi.
Mogao si muhe i komarce podijeliti na dvije stavke. Ne balahaj :klara

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Jun 2019, 20:18

13. KOmarci u rojevima napadaju na svaki dio tijela koji nije poprskan autanom ili necim slicnim...Jos uvijek trazim nacin kako zastiti oci i kapke
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by storm » 08 Jun 2019, 20:19

14. Nekad su i dva tuširanja dnevno malo...
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Mutevelija » 08 Jun 2019, 20:20

15. Kad spaas pa kad u mračini počne zujati i ujedati, hoćeš da poludiš.
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Maja » 08 Jun 2019, 20:20

16. Ne mozes zaspati i ako zaspis probudis se ko mahnit, u bunilu nekom ..ti jarca!

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Re: 333 razloga zasto mrzim ljeto

Post by Mutevelija » 08 Jun 2019, 20:22

17. Dan postaje kraći i kraći od 22 juna.
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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