Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 19 May 2016, 02:05

pa šta ćeš sad? :D.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Biba » 19 May 2016, 08:03

Veca wrote:
Maja wrote:Zapalila sad deveti cigar od jutros. Nisam normalna.

...e pa,stvarno!
E sad ne znam kolko ke bilo sati kad je zapalila devetu ..ja do 9 ujutro popusim 9.... :pusi
Pluca ko u djeteta..ha ja ..
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 29 May 2016, 01:28

Zaboravila ugasiti svjetlo u bratovoj sobi a otvoren bio prozor. Sad usao brat...

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 29 May 2016, 01:32

Boji se svjetla? :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Veca » 29 May 2016, 01:33

...e,blago njemu :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by greeneyes » 29 May 2016, 01:33

Kvota da je šta lan'o 1,15
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Heidi » 29 May 2016, 01:34

Kontam da uletim onim jugonostalgicarima sa jednom pjesmom od Vesne iz 1988 :D.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 29 May 2016, 01:37

Ma roncao je i lupao necim po zidovima.
Sad se smirio.
Vala bas sam zabrljala al hajd.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 29 May 2016, 01:40

i onda kaze maja hercegovi mirni haha
kad on razbija po kuci zbog svjetla sta bi radio za nesto ozbiljnije
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Tokmak » 29 May 2016, 01:42

da je ljeto ,razumio bih njegovu rekaciju jer mi ovdje pazimo jako da svjetlo ne bude upaljeno radi komaraca,mušica i ostale male leteće gamadi... :ooo

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 29 May 2016, 01:44

Pa musice je i lupao po zidovima :rol

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mala_Mu » 30 May 2016, 02:44

Nista ja, mene zajebali :D.

Sjedila sa svojima u dnevnoj, pustala neku muziku , i haj normalne pjesme u pocetku koje i inace slusam..

Onda mi doslo ono moje ludilo, i pustim sebi prvo Mile Kitic- Kilo dole Kilo gore pa Zare i Goci ( Garavusa) a tekst ovako otprilike ide :plavi nije htjela garavusa da Krajisku pjesmu slusa glumila je fensi damu, nece buku ni galamu... Kraj.. (Sluzbenica jedne banke sad se pali na opanke ) :D.


Elem, ispjevala se uz to, izigrala.. A mama snimila :grana haj sto je snimila nego sto je poslala dalje seki klipove.. Napisem njoj poruku brisi, kaze hocu al dok pokaze zetu i rodjaku :grana

Kuku meni :grana

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Rum » 18 Jun 2016, 21:33

Drhtim kao pas i umirem zbog nas
u lice pljunuo bih sebi
u carstvu poroka i laznih drugova
ovo bezimeno lice bez nje gde bi
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 27 Jun 2016, 00:37

Pravila komšinici baklavu i taman se do pola ispekla a zaljev tek trebao provreti (pa da se kuha 20 min) kad nestade struje :oo

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 27 Jun 2016, 00:41

Jesil' ti izvrnula osigurače? :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 27 Jun 2016, 00:43

Ma nisam jer se nadam napojnici. Inače...

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by rethna » 27 Jun 2016, 00:44

A sevap?
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 27 Jun 2016, 00:46

Šta sevap.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by rethna » 27 Jun 2016, 00:49

Da zaradis sevapa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 27 Jun 2016, 01:01

Aaaaaaaaa.... prođe sad neka mačka hodnikom a na hodniku mi baklava na škrinji.
Uzmem muholovku i na hodnik kad stoji mačka na sred tepsije. Allaha mi :sok
Šta cu sad. Hoću li prešutjeti ili :grana Skinula je samo gornju jufku na dva komada pa sam uzela gdje je izgledalo kao viška i zakrpila.
Prebila sam mačku.

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