Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 11 Jun 2018, 02:05

ja tek sad skonto haha
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Nice try » 11 Jun 2018, 08:41

Maja wrote: ↑11 Jun 2018, 00:19 Umro jednoj zeni muz. A mladi oboje. Nakon nekolika dana pricam s njom, place ona ko godina. I tako istresa dusu...ja slusam..
Izmedju ostalog govori kako je na fb neko stavio smrtovnicu, na stotine komentara. A ja nisam komentarisala.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 11 Jun 2018, 09:06

Da
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Socrates » 11 Jun 2018, 15:23

Prosuo kafu na sebe. :aplauzz
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Heidi » 11 Jun 2018, 15:28

Gdje tacno? :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Socrates » 11 Jun 2018, 15:29

U krilo.

Došla kolegica da pita "Šta ''s sad?"

Ništa, hodacu u gaćama k'o fucking Roki Balboa. :cudi
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Heidi » 11 Jun 2018, 15:31

Oh. Sretnica. :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Socrates » 11 Jun 2018, 15:32

Ma nije bas sretnica sa takvim pitanjima. :ooo

Kad bih ja postavljao takva pitanja, zapit'o bih se da li mi je mjesto u civilizaciji. :lupa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Chloe » 11 Jun 2018, 22:06

Imam naručena dva kolača i nisam htjela odbiti, trebaju mi pare .... ok. S posla navratim u trgovinu ali zaboravim pudinge sa okusom maline ... shvatila to tek kad sam počela praviti, naxovem mamu da ode kupiti i da mi brat dobaci .... fakat oni su to odradili i ja dobila ovo ... :hihi

Brat samo izbacio i otișao ... nisam ișla u kupovinu, imrovizirala sam taj fil .... :123
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Rum » 11 Jun 2018, 22:11

maline sa okusom banane :888
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Chloe » 11 Jun 2018, 22:18

Rum wrote: ↑11 Jun 2018, 22:11 maline sa okusom banane :888
Nazvala ja mamu i pitam zna li šta mi je kupila, a ona da je kupila šta sam rekla ... pošaljem joj na viber sliku kad se žena odvali smijati, zaboravila naočale, bome vidjela malinu i kupila ....:D. :D.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 12 Jun 2018, 00:40

naljutice ti se maja
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 16 Jun 2018, 05:16

Tek sad legla :grana
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by spacebound » 17 Jun 2018, 06:12

U snu udarila glavom od zid, zgulila nos :grana :ooo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Sibila » 17 Jun 2018, 06:53

spavala skoro gola....otvoren prozor.

u 4h me probudio mokracni... :ooo
popila sam odjednom 4 bactrima..i gledam tv i na svakih 5 min idem u vc....


covjeku valjda na neki naci sve lijepo mora da prisjedne....sta drugo reci... :ooo

nemam dovoljno bactrims a ne daju bez recepta...


jbo te zivot :leb



o zivoteeee popusti nas malooo :gace
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Username » 17 Jun 2018, 06:57

Sibila wrote: ↑17 Jun 2018, 06:53 spavala skoro gola....otvoren prozor.

u 4h me probudio mokracni... :ooo
popila sam odjednom 4 bactrima..i gledam tv i na svakih 5 min idem u vc....


covjeku valjda na neki naci sve lijepo mora da prisjedne....sta drugo reci... :ooo

nemam dovoljno bactrims a ne daju bez recepta...


jbo te zivot :leb



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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Sibila » 17 Jun 2018, 13:02

da ...jesam...
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Julia-Klara » 17 Jun 2018, 13:05

Uvijek spravam gola kraj otvorenog prozora, pijem hladno, ako nije hladno trpam led :)
Ja se razbolim kad mi je vruce :why

Danas sam zajebala samu sebe - planirala ostati kod kuce, ne ici nigdje, i uinat se najavim prijateljici :hop

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Socrates » 17 Jun 2018, 13:10

Nisam jos nista i ne namjeravam.

Tri utakmice, pa cevape na rostilj.

Pa dva-tri Guinnessa.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by greeneyes » 17 Jun 2018, 13:12

Nisam nista radio, sem ispijanja kafe, tako da jos nisam bio u prilici nesto zayebati :o
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