Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Podrinjac » 20 Feb 2020, 20:20

ElTriconi wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 19:06
Zizi wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 19:05

Neka ima čisto srce, neprocjenjivo... :D
Sta znaci cisto srce? Da nema pritisak i masnocu? :plavi
I bez aritmije.
Zato mene izbjegavaju, imam aritmiju.

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Amy » 20 Feb 2020, 20:49

Kad bih nasla nekog da voli cuke kao ja sad bih se udala 😂

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Podrinjac » 20 Feb 2020, 20:51

Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:49 Kad bih nasla nekog da voli cuke kao ja sad bih se udala 😂
Ja volim cuke.
A po potrebi, volim i zmije.

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by prog321 » 20 Feb 2020, 20:52

Šta će ti muž kad imaš ćuku ?
:ooo
It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Amy » 20 Feb 2020, 20:54

Podrinjac wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:51
Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:49 Kad bih nasla nekog da voli cuke kao ja sad bih se udala 😂
Ja volim cuke.
A po potrebi, volim i zmije.
Kakve sad zmije?

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Podrinjac » 20 Feb 2020, 20:55

Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:54
Podrinjac wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:51

Ja volim cuke.
A po potrebi, volim i zmije.
Kakve sad zmije?
Zvečarke. One najbolje sviraju.

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Post by Amy » 20 Feb 2020, 20:55

prog321 wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:52 Šta će ti muž kad imaš ćuku ?
:ooo
Imam dvije cukice a hocu i muza 😛😂

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Post by Amy » 20 Feb 2020, 20:55

Podrinjac wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:55
Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:54

Kakve sad zmije?
Zvečarke. One najbolje sviraju.
Ja tebe nista ne razumijem

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by prog321 » 20 Feb 2020, 20:57

Pa muž ti je isto pas.
Samo ga moraš dobro dresirat. :ha
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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Amy » 20 Feb 2020, 20:58

prog321 wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:57 Pa muž ti je isto pas.
Samo ga moraš dobro dresirat. :ha
Onda cu imat tri cuke 😂

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Post by Podrinjac » 20 Feb 2020, 21:00

Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:55
Podrinjac wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:55

Zvečarke. One najbolje sviraju.
Ja tebe nista ne razumijem
The rattlesnake. They play the best.

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by HAVANA » 20 Feb 2020, 21:01

Istog ko i juce.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by storm » 20 Feb 2020, 21:01

prog321 wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:57 Pa muž ti je isto pas.
Samo ga moraš dobro dresirat. :ha
Kažu ovdje u sloveniji...
Kao parket... Ako ga dobro položiš, povremeno obrusis i prelakiras, doživotno ga gazis :D.
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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Sibila » 25 Feb 2020, 07:46

prog321 wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:52 Šta će ti muž kad imaš ćuku ?
:ooo
pa majke mi i zavrsit cu vodajuci pudlicu .. :ooo

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Username » 25 Feb 2020, 08:50

Amy wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:55
Podrinjac wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 20:55

Zvečarke. One najbolje sviraju.
Ja tebe nista ne razumijem
Citaj s razumijevanjem

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Post by Duminjo » 01 Mar 2020, 01:05

HAVANA wrote: 20 Feb 2020, 21:01 Istog ko i juce.
Uh kako bi se dalo o ovome 👍

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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Čupava » 08 Mar 2020, 20:28

Koji ne broji: godine, kilograme, bore i cipele.. :hihi
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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Vanilla » 08 Mar 2020, 20:29

Čupava wrote: 08 Mar 2020, 20:28 Koji ne broji: godine, kilograme, bore i cipele.. :hihi
Pa to je po opisu zensko :hihi
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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by Čupava » 08 Mar 2020, 20:30

Vanilla wrote: 08 Mar 2020, 20:29
Čupava wrote: 08 Mar 2020, 20:28 Koji ne broji: godine, kilograme, bore i cipele.. :hihi
Pa to je po opisu zensko :hihi
Ma nije... Žene broje bore .. kg..više nego cipele... :ha
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Re: Kakvog muškarca žele žene?

Post by dadojović » 08 Mar 2020, 20:33

Čupava wrote: 08 Mar 2020, 20:28 Koji ne broji: godine, kilograme, bore i cipele.. :hihi
Svoje ili njene?
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