Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by KREMENAC » 11 Feb 2019, 07:16

Sheval wrote: 11 Feb 2019, 00:36 Najopakija sorta ljudi su stari mostarci, ona stara gundjala, tersovi bez zivaca 😂
Prodaje covjek neko voce...stari onaj prevarant:)
Nailazi mu kolega, jos gori od njega...uze narancu i pita - jesu li ovo narance, kakve su?
Ovaj mu odgovara -jok, to je mrkva, j.... te mahnita...eno ti tamo kabina pa probaj 😂
stari mostarci ne kazu narandza vec prtokala :hihi

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by carobnjak N » 11 Feb 2019, 07:17

svuđe tako stari kažu
niko te ne može spasiti osim tebe (Bukovski)

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by storm » 11 Feb 2019, 07:38

Sheval wrote: 11 Feb 2019, 00:36 Najopakija sorta ljudi su stari mostarci, ona stara gundjala, tersovi bez zivaca 😂
Prodaje covjek neko voce...stari onaj prevarant:)
Nailazi mu kolega, jos gori od njega...uze narancu i pita - jesu li ovo narance, kakve su?
Ovaj mu odgovara -jok, to je mrkva, j.... te mahnita...eno ti tamo kabina pa probaj 😂
Eno ti kabina pa probaj :888
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 11 Feb 2019, 23:05

Govorim tati, boga ti sta si zakljucao ulazna vrata a tek 8 sati.
Kaze, radi onog Edina Gacica.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 12 Feb 2019, 00:19

Pa nije on Eustahije Brzić, pa da tako brzo stigne do dole.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 12 Feb 2019, 00:22

Sta znas. Kad su trazili malo poremecenog momka iz Stoca, bez marke sa sobom, bez isprava, krenuo pjeske i stigao na sabah u Mostar, klanjao, oko 2h na Ruistu, predvece uhvacen na Ilidzi.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Tokmak » 12 Feb 2019, 10:48

:br :br :br
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 14 Feb 2019, 10:32

Nije slika s neta vec zena ovako svasta prodaje pa povirim. Ovdje prodaje bojler. Sto je najgore i ja sam pomislila da je mobitel :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Čupava » 14 Feb 2019, 15:02

Curica me pitala da svratim u MC i kupim neke gluposti ... , kazem necu ..naljutila se a i juce htijela isto :D.

I pošalje mi ovo :valja

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by navika » 14 Feb 2019, 21:46

Maja wrote: 11 Feb 2019, 23:05 Govorim tati, boga ti sta si zakljucao ulazna vrata a tek 8 sati.
Kaze, radi onog Edina Gacica.

:D.
I moja mama je zakljucavala, i nije nikome dala da otvara vrata dok ne pita ko je vani :D.

A snaha je bratu savjetovala da ga ide traziti, posto je cula kolka je nagrada :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 14 Feb 2019, 21:53

Ja u 3 popodne zakljucam ako sam sama jer se osjecam sigurnije tako. I prozore sve na donjem katu zatvaram,ni na kipu necu da ih ostavim jer siguro da lopovi nadju nacin :ovaj

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by navika » 14 Feb 2019, 22:18

Merlin246 wrote: 14 Feb 2019, 21:53 Ja u 3 popodne zakljucam ako sam sama jer se osjecam sigurnije tako. I prozore sve na donjem katu zatvaram,ni na kipu necu da ih ostavim jer siguro da lopovi nadju nacin :ovaj
Pa lopovi imaju ljestve :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Merlin246 » 14 Feb 2019, 22:19

navika wrote: 14 Feb 2019, 22:18
Merlin246 wrote: 14 Feb 2019, 21:53 Ja u 3 popodne zakljucam ako sam sama jer se osjecam sigurnije tako. I prozore sve na donjem katu zatvaram,ni na kipu necu da ih ostavim jer siguro da lopovi nadju nacin :ovaj
Pa lopovi imaju ljestve :D.
Pa nisu valjda toliko glupi da nose ljestve :ooo

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by navika » 14 Feb 2019, 22:23

Ama sigurno da nisu. Moja kcerka drzi uvijk prozore zakljucane na spratu. Kad se ja tome cudim ona kaze - mama, lopovi imaju ljestve.
I smijem se kad zamislim lopove kako nose ljestve da bi upali nekome u kucu :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Sheval » 18 Feb 2019, 09:29

Trans :pivo :mar :valja


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 18 Feb 2019, 09:31

Ponekad ne zakljucavam vrata ni nocu :oo a na skodilaku mi nije radilo zakljucavanje jedno dvije godine, tako da je bivao otkljucan na parkinzima. Ybg, vjerujem ljudima, sta's :oo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by KREMENAC » 19 Feb 2019, 05:56

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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