Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 10 Sep 2019, 21:55

Morat cemo vrata mijenjati

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by greeneyes » 10 Sep 2019, 22:01

Znaci pisi totalna steta
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Vanilla » 10 Sep 2019, 22:04

Kad je Bog stvarao čovjeka, asistent ga upita:
- Gotovo?
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- Dodaj mu mali prst na nozi.
Asistent:
- Za šta?
- Za namještaj.
- Namještaj?
- Vjeruj mi, biće smiješno!
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 10 Sep 2019, 22:06

Ustao sam ujutro s glavom nateklom i zakacio malim noznim prstom od sto, spotaknuo se od tvoje papuce, u padu otkinuo zastor i glavom puko u radijator.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by medvjed23 » 10 Sep 2019, 22:19

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 08:45

Sebe 😂

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 11 Sep 2019, 09:23

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 08:45Sebe 😂
Jel stara morena ili nova?

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Krokodil Behko » 11 Sep 2019, 09:36

Maja wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 09:23
Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 08:45Sebe 😂
Jel stara morena ili nova?

Mensečini old, tako kaže info o zemlji.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 10:32

Hello nova Morena a nova i zemlja 😃

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by storm » 11 Sep 2019, 10:32

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32 Hello nova Morena a nova i zemlja 😃
Djes morence, otkud tebe :D
Habibti, ya nour el - ain... :srce

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 10:35

:stop
storm wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32
Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32 Hello nova Morena a nova i zemlja 😃
Djes morence, otkud tebe :D
Ajojj Sta je ovo
Djes storm

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by storm » 11 Sep 2019, 10:45

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:35 :stop
storm wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32

Djes morence, otkud tebe :D
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 11:08

I ti me pobrkao s nekim
Ja sam nova Morena

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 11 Sep 2019, 11:09

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 11:08 I ti me pobrkao s nekim
Ja sam nova Morena
pa gde si ti? nije te dugo bilo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 11:10

Hannibal wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 11:09
Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 11:08 I ti me pobrkao s nekim
Ja sam nova Morena
pa gde si ti? nije te dugo bilo
Sta je ovo
Moze li mi neko objasniti
Odakle me znate
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Lanci » 11 Sep 2019, 11:12

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 11:10
Hannibal wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 11:09

pa gde si ti? nije te dugo bilo
Sta je ovo
Moze li mi neko objasniti
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 11:48

Bolje vas nasla takve vesele ☀️

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Rum » 11 Sep 2019, 17:54

Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32 Hello nova Morena a nova i zemlja 😃
:mah crna zeno plave kose :p
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Morena » 11 Sep 2019, 17:56

:cool
Rum wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 17:54
Morena wrote: 11 Sep 2019, 10:32 Hello nova Morena a nova i zemlja 😃
:mah crna zeno plave kose :p
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Pasaga » 11 Sep 2019, 17:58

Jesil ti ona MORENA,sto bijase ovde prije koju god.
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