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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by HAVANA » 09 Feb 2021, 23:34

Sta me boli qrac eki nemila
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by spacebound » 10 Feb 2021, 05:54

Da je ponudio 50 ne bismo sad citali ovu vijest :kafa
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by ElTriconi » 10 Feb 2021, 06:01

Duminjo wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 21:57
ElTriconi wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 17:00

Ne more se vise jamljat ispod stola, kupio bi on da more al ne more :tuzna
Morel se struja ispod stola? :kafa
More al za jaja kacit :jutarnja
Sehara mi puna blaga
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by ElTriconi » 10 Feb 2021, 06:06

Maja wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 23:22 Cak bi i nas Perhan vise isuko.
Bolje kaznu platit, kad jednom das procuje se i ne mores nadonastat davat :hm
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by Odraz » 10 Feb 2021, 06:53

Ja platim kaznu ako je do cvaje. Ako je preko cvaje odmah trznem cvaju ...

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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by pizarro » 10 Feb 2021, 07:00

da je izvadio 100 km, policajac bi dozvolio i da mu se zalijepi na celo.

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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by harlekin » 10 Feb 2021, 07:28

A jbm ti zivot,toliko sredjeni kazni da se skupi za golfa i ode bgm,pa te lopine vise nemaju nikakvog karaktera,krast od braće policajaca :auf

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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by harlekin » 10 Feb 2021, 07:35

Oho malo su se podigli standardi vidjam ja,kod nas u kladusi rijetko su uzimali u ruke,nego vele "aj dole u pekaru plati tepsiju bureka (4 kom budu) mi cemo navratit jos malo" il ak je nest veliko "odi do Ize uplati 1kg janjetine"
Kontam oce sad i jogurt trazit uz burek jbm ti :ovaj

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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by spacebound » 10 Feb 2021, 07:36

greeneyes wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 18:24
Duminjo wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 16:19 I ovaj komandir izgleda neka postenjacina. Da je "pravi" komandir ne bi vozo golfa 5. Kolko je ova petica? 5-6 hiljada?
Sta ba pe ses hiljada? Nemo mi ponizavati avto 😑
Nije, vec je 6 i po :ooo

Mozda si ga ti kupio kad je bio 15 :kafa
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by Masamune » 10 Feb 2021, 07:39

I ja sam jednog sa 10KM ima i par godina, ali jbg toliko sam i imao :oo
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by spacebound » 10 Feb 2021, 07:40

MarlboroGold wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:39 I ja sam jednog sa 10KM ima i par godina, ali jbg toliko sam i imao :oo
Ovo je kljucno :kafa
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by Masamune » 10 Feb 2021, 07:41

spacebound wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:40
MarlboroGold wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:39 I ja sam jednog sa 10KM ima i par godina, ali jbg toliko sam i imao :oo
Ovo je kljucno :kafa
I tad je standard bio 20 :oo
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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by spacebound » 10 Feb 2021, 07:42

MarlboroGold wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:41
spacebound wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:40

Ovo je kljucno :kafa
I tad je standard bio 20 :oo
Naletio si na nekog jadnika, nije im'o za krofnu, pa daj sta das :ooo
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by greeneyes » 10 Feb 2021, 08:29

Duminjo wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 21:56
greeneyes wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 18:24

Sta ba pe ses hiljada? Nemo mi ponizavati avto 😑
Mislio sam na eure :D.
E to vec lijepo zvuci :jupi izvadio si se :D.
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by greeneyes » 10 Feb 2021, 08:30

spacebound wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:36
greeneyes wrote: 09 Feb 2021, 18:24

Sta ba pe ses hiljada? Nemo mi ponizavati avto 😑
Nije, vec je 6 i po :ooo

Mozda si ga ti kupio kad je bio 15 :kafa
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by spacebound » 10 Feb 2021, 08:31

greeneyes wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 08:30
spacebound wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 07:36

Nije, vec je 6 i po :ooo

Mozda si ga ti kupio kad je bio 15 :kafa
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Mozda dvovratas, a ovaj jook :ne
Od 6 i po do 9, skupljeg nema.
I hajd sta, moj polo 2500, pa sta mu fali :ooo
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by greeneyes » 10 Feb 2021, 08:34

spacebound wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 08:31
greeneyes wrote: 10 Feb 2021, 08:30

Mozda dvovratas, a ovaj jook :ne
Od 6 i po do 9, skupljeg nema.
I hajd sta, moj polo 2500, pa sta mu fali :ooo
Ma haj moj ce svakako ici u racun aBd :D. Pa msm da su sad mahom oko osmice, malo gore-dole :ooo
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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

Post by Remzudin » 10 Feb 2021, 08:35

Auto mu je na dnu jednog jezera

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Re: Komandiru policijske stanice Nemila ukraden Golf 5

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Re: Pokušao podmititi policajca sa 10 KM?

Post by Maja » 10 Feb 2021, 10:30

Ih, nekad je 10KM bilo golemo.
Ko je kriv ovom policajcu sto je rodjen u nevakat.

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