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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Rum » 25 Dec 2011, 21:35

Ukiso ko kupus .....
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Krokodil Behko » 25 Dec 2011, 21:40

Pokiso ko kokoš
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by euphoria » 25 Dec 2011, 23:14

...Šta stenješ k'o Jugo na uzbrdici...

‎...Razvući ću te k'o Džeki lanac...

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Jaca » 26 Dec 2011, 13:32

sta si se uzvrtio ko prdes po gacama :plavi
pjeva ko slavuj u bari
bolje biti malo lud nego malo pametan
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Heidi » 26 Dec 2011, 20:45

otkacio se ko karnisla

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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Jaca » 26 Dec 2011, 20:59

pun ko brod
bolje biti malo lud nego malo pametan
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Krokodil Behko » 15 Jun 2012, 14:12

Ružan ko nevrijeme

Potrošio je ko marku
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by tetovirane_ruke » 15 Jun 2012, 14:55

pročitah jednom smiješno poređenje nešto u vezi pedera.
kaže
''šupak mu ko japanska zastava''
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smorio se ko Mocart na EXITU


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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Maja » 04 Jul 2012, 00:51

Sad pročitah :D.

šta si napet ko fratarski qrac...
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 Jul 2012, 00:52

Maja wrote:Sad pročitah :D.

šta si napet ko fratarski qrac...

crnjak žešći :cool
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by blento59 » 04 Jul 2012, 02:07

hoda ko usrana kokos
Kada je živ onda je visok, a kada je mrtav onda je dugačak
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by String » 04 Jul 2012, 20:34

usporio k'o dzenaza
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Mister No » 04 Jul 2012, 21:16

otreso ga ko slinu
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Julia-Klara » 04 Jul 2012, 22:01

stoji ti ko kokoski sise

i ovo je moja omiljena : PALA U SEVDAH KO SLJIVA U BALEGU
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Sheval » 04 Jul 2012, 22:02

Šta si se razmaho ko muda na kosidbi :D
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by STrendzer » 04 Jul 2012, 22:04

lijep ko tupa sikira
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by STrendzer » 04 Jul 2012, 22:05

glup ko qurac
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Blackhawk » 04 Jul 2012, 22:06

Sta si se razbac'o k'o djubar u prol'ce ... :)
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by String » 04 Jul 2012, 22:11

izvratio ga k'o carapu
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Re: Smiješna poređenja

Post by Mister No » 04 Jul 2012, 22:15

razumije se u temu ko Mara u kriv qrac
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