Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 31 Jul 2020, 13:49

Sta kaze "ma niste trebali" :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Heidi » 31 Jul 2020, 18:09

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Smećnjak – kontejner

Raskružje – kružni tok

Svemrežje – internet

Istinomjer – poligraf

Sučelište – talk-show

Zapozorje – backstage

Bilješkinja – javna bilježnica

Vrtolet, zrakomlat – helikopter

Velezgoditnjak, glavnjak – jackpot

Dodirnik – touch-screen

Zatipak – tipfeler

Osjećajnik – emotikon

Očvrsje – hardware

Nekapnica – zaštita za bocu od kapanja

Oznak – brend

Oznakovljenje – brendiranje

Ponovak – repriza

Bocar – sakupljač boca

Rječarenje – rafting

Kliznica – slajd

Daroteka – gift shop

Rasprodajnica – outlet

Udna tuljica – kondom

Ženska mijena – menopauza

Bludoslikopis – pornić

Dvokriška – sendvič

Brzogriz – fast food

Naplatnica – naplatna kućica

Opuštaonica – wellness

Kostolom – fraktura

Proširnica – stent

Istovrijednik – ekvivalent

Spolnik – penis

Srčana steznica – angina pektoris

Ispraznica – floskula

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zannalee » 01 Aug 2020, 10:31

Prijateljica. Pitam je kako to da nju ne testiraju na koronu a muž i djeca su pozitivni, kaže "Ma valjda misle da ne živim s njima, da sam im menadžer" :haha
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zannalee » 01 Aug 2020, 10:45

E ja se nasmijah zeleni, jbg :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 01 Aug 2020, 10:47

Dobro, haj evo i ja cu se nasmijati :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zanki » 01 Aug 2020, 12:21

Zannalee wrote:
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Prijateljica. Pitam je kako to da nju ne testiraju na koronu a muž i djeca su pozitivni, kaže "Ma valjda misle da ne živim s njima, da sam im menadžer" :haha
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Post by gospođa Brams » 01 Aug 2020, 12:38

Nocas...isli proslavit rodenje necakinje, popilo se poprilicno. Dosli kuci, malo se zaigrali :ooo i ja u jednom trenutku tresnem s kreveta na pod na guzicu :haha al ono bas sam se propisno slozila koliko sam duga i siroka. Ne znam kad sam se zadnji put tako smijala, nisam mogla doc sebi
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Post by Zanki » 01 Aug 2020, 17:53

Komentar ispod pjesme Fiumensa i Josipe Lisac

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Post by Dori » 01 Aug 2020, 21:46

Bez komentara! :haha

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Post by jelena... » 01 Aug 2020, 22:11

Sestro mila, šta je to... :brani
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Post by insomnia » 01 Aug 2020, 22:14

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Možda čak i više nego što bi trebalo al’ šta da se radi u pičku ga jebalo

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 01 Aug 2020, 22:14

Dori wrote:
01 Aug 2020, 21:46
Bez komentara! :haha

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 02 Aug 2020, 08:17

Evo sad amidza. Ka'e ja sam lako povodljiv, da sam zensko bio bih qrva :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Venera » 02 Aug 2020, 10:14

insomnia wrote:
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Venera
iskreno, mi je drago da postoji takva strucna osoba u SA, jer o seksulannim problemima, narod se obraca urolozima i ginekolozima :ok
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Venera » 02 Aug 2020, 10:16

Krokodil Behko wrote:
01 Aug 2020, 22:14
Dori wrote:
01 Aug 2020, 21:46
Bez komentara! :haha

Ovo Venera ako vidi, imaće štofa za bar pet tema.
Goole izbacuje niz njenih intervjua , ja cu naruciti sastank da je upoznam i da pijemo kafu, meni je ovo divna vijest, Dori hvala ti :ok
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 02 Aug 2020, 10:19

Dori j... se
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zizi505 » 02 Aug 2020, 10:21

Krokodil Behko wrote:
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Dori j... se
A da odeš i ti s njima na kafu, možda bude zanimljivo. :oo
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