Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 12 Apr 2021, 18:13

Po Duski Jurisic :D.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ElTriconi » 12 Apr 2021, 18:26

Maja wrote: 12 Apr 2021, 17:46 Ova kona sto pijem s njom kafu...zivi na spratu, svekar i svekrva joj u prizemlju. A inace su provala ziva a prilicno nepismeni ljudi (svekar i svekrva).
Bio danas fin dan, pile nas dvije kafu na terasi kad dodjose njih dvoje.
Tako kroz pricu, dodjosmo do njihovog drugog sina koji je u Americi. Pocese pricu kako njegova porodica ima potpuno druge navike sto se tice jela i kuhanja.
Kaze svekrva...
Napravila ja dolmu, ma bolan bi je jeo. Samo taka more bit. Vice mi sin...mamo dje ti je prilog.. Sta je prilog, bog s nama. Vidim ja sve se oni neckaju te ti ja kazem nevjesti eto ti nevjesta kuhinje, kuhaj sebi a po sebi. Sta god skuhas ja i stari cemo pojes.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Dori » 13 Apr 2021, 22:19

”Fascism is cured by reading and racism is cured by traveling”

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by lilith1 » 13 Apr 2021, 22:21

Dori wrote: 13 Apr 2021, 22:19
Jooj vidjeh danas ovoooo preslatkoooo :rumenko
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zanki » 13 Apr 2021, 22:48

Sprajc jebalo majku :haha
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 14 Apr 2021, 21:50

Stari. Klanja l' klanja vakt za vaktom i govori nam maloprije gledaj ka'e vjernika i smije se :D.
Samo sabura

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by spacebound » 15 Apr 2021, 13:48



:haha

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Post by greeneyes » 15 Apr 2021, 23:12

Samo sabura

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 16 Apr 2021, 16:58

U Fr na sve strane mozes vidjeti ona kolica iz TC. Brat natovari, docerw do kuce i samk ostavi ispred zgrade
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ElTriconi » 16 Apr 2021, 20:07

insomnia wrote: 16 Apr 2021, 16:58 U Fr na sve strane mozes vidjeti ona kolica iz TC. Brat natovari, docerw do kuce i samk ostavi ispred zgrade
Zauhar da se more po metra drva precerat :plavi
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 16 Apr 2021, 20:08

ElTriconi wrote: 16 Apr 2021, 20:07
insomnia wrote: 16 Apr 2021, 16:58 U Fr na sve strane mozes vidjeti ona kolica iz TC. Brat natovari, docerw do kuce i samk ostavi ispred zgrade
Zauhar da se more po metra drva precerat :plavi
Ma mores sta hoces
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 17 Apr 2021, 16:38

Isli u setnju. Mali restorancic u sumi. Hoce ona sladoled reko dan meni pivu. Kaze teta ne smijemo prodavati alkohol. Po naredjenju prefekture zabrana konzumacije na svim javnim povrsinama. A dobro reko daj flasu vode il nesta.
Kad vice mala iz pozadine opa, jednom za promjenu 😂😂😂
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by HAVANA » 18 Apr 2021, 17:26

Cuko. Nemoj tati noge usisavat grrrrr :valja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zanki » 18 Apr 2021, 21:56

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mister No » 18 Apr 2021, 22:15

Mrak.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ElTriconi » 18 Apr 2021, 22:21

Mister No wrote: 18 Apr 2021, 22:15 Mrak.


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