Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 03 May 2011, 23:32

Sam naslov teme,sve kaze..
Evo ja am se potrudio i smislio neka dva vica na brzaka..
Nadam se da ne zamjerite ako vam se ne dopadnu :(


Kad je Mark Zuckeberg,posatavio facebook na internet,
smjesta je napravio svoj profil.. Cim ga je zavrsio,dobio je zahtjev
"Chuck Norris want to be friend" ..a kad je zavirio u Čakov profil,
vidio je da on vec ima 999 prijatelja

Čak Noris je skocio sa mosta u Mostaru u casu vode i potopio spasioce..

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 03 May 2011, 23:42

:haha meni su super :ok
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 03 May 2011, 23:57

čak noris zna zašto je string otišao s foruma :ooo

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 04 May 2011, 00:37

:haha dobar Majcek,evo jedan moj jedino čak noris moze popiti vise rakije od zagora :)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 01:31

Čak Noris je smislio savrsen logo za nas forum :cvike
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 04 May 2011, 01:32

čak noris zna kako ja izgledam

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 01:36

Maja wrote:čak noris zna kako ja izgledam
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e ovaj je dobbbaaarrrrr !!! :respekt
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 04 May 2011, 02:19

:haha Majcek :aplauz :ok
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Post by Rum » 04 May 2011, 02:32

Jedini je čak noris dobio milku od MAJE :haha
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 04 May 2011, 02:36

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 11:15

Čak Noris je doznao gdje ce Mikelea Korleonea pozvati na sastanak,
i ostavio pistolj iza vodokotlica ..

Čak Noris navlacio zensku na biciklu i pretekao mandibulasa na motoru ..
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 16:32

kad je posada Apola 8 slijetala na mjesec,referisali su onu cuvenu recenicu "Houston we gare problem" ..Vidjeli su jumbo plakat za film Čak Norisa pa nisu imali gdje da slete..

Čak Noris,tacno zna koliko se turskih serija,emituje na nasim programima :)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 17:12

Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by merylin » 04 May 2011, 17:20

Krokodil Behko wrote:Čak Noris je poslao Merlinki na MSN novi avatar i istuko Sefkiju sa ofingerom :)

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 17:24

Cak Noris je popio litar vina iz Merlinkine sandale :)
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 04 May 2011, 17:28

kad je Maja postavila forum.. zatekla je Chak Norisa u moderaciji..
Zato je mijenjala server...
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 04 May 2011, 17:47

čak noris zna kojeg je seksualnog opredjeljenja Deen :D

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 05 May 2011, 10:19

Kad su "foke" upale u kucu bin Ladena,zatekli su Cak Norisa,
kako ga fotografise i prisustvuje pisanju njegovog testamenta..
Zato Bijela kuca kaze da nece objaviti slike,jer ih je Cak Noris odneo..
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 05 May 2011, 16:48

Saobracajna kamera snima svakoga.. samo Cak Noris snima nju :cvike
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 06 May 2011, 12:42

Cak Noris moze preplivati Nijagarin vodopad ledjno... :valja
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