Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 17 Apr 2012, 01:10

cak noris ne jede med
zvace pcele
Kada je živ onda je visok, a kada je mrtav onda je dugačak

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 03 May 2012, 00:21

Ulazi Čak Noris u kuhinju, otvara frižider i ugleda pihtiju pa kaže:
Ma šta se treseš, samo sam došao po pivo.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 06 May 2012, 15:19

Čak Noris je jednom ubio 2 kamena pticom.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 02 Jul 2012, 14:44

Sta radi chuck norris pored telefona????......
Zove banku i salje im opomenu da je u minusu.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 23 Aug 2012, 11:34

Kako Chuck Norris dohaka vrućinama?
Popije svu živu iz termometra i ode na kupanje
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 01 Sep 2012, 22:01

Chuck Norris je pobijedio na Tour De France, pješice!
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by String » 20 Oct 2012, 13:35

Chuck Norris je pomjerio Bajram za subotu. :D.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 20 Oct 2012, 13:36

String wrote:Chuck Norris je pomjerio Bajram za subotu. :D.
:ha :aplauzz
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Julia-Klara » 20 Oct 2012, 14:42

String wrote:Chuck Norris je pomjerio Bajram za subotu. :D.
:klanja
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 20 Oct 2012, 17:27

Ja sam se mislila nasmijati, ali kontam opet će me kritikovati :D.
Šta ću kad volim crni humor :cudi

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 20 Oct 2012, 17:30

String wrote:Chuck Norris je pomjerio Bajram za subotu. :D.

I naredio Sinanu, Seki i Šabanu da pjevaju besplatno.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 20 Oct 2012, 17:45

:ha ne pjevaju ti ni norisu djabalesku :ne :ne
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by crni_vilenjak » 21 Oct 2012, 19:18

Chuck Norris je jedini Maji spleo pletenicu :p

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Konsultant » 25 Oct 2012, 18:54

samo je ch. norris kod svih bajram obilazaka pojeo po baklavu

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 25 Oct 2012, 18:58

Čak Noris ima para da na benzinskoj natanka auto do vrha i kupi Auru.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by String » 25 Oct 2012, 21:06

Chuck Norris je jednim potezom slozio i izrezao baklavu.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 25 Dec 2012, 15:08

Sta je trebao da peva Cak Noris 22.12.2012 ?
- Dobro jutro nikomeeeeeee
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Tempy » 25 Dec 2012, 15:21

Zašto Supermen leti?
Zato što Chuk Noris hoda. :oo

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 25 Dec 2012, 15:33

Neće mi biti mersko da i deseti put ponovim naslov teme

Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)


Čak Noris, tačno zna šta je bošnjaštvo a šta bosanstvo :D
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Maja » 25 Dec 2012, 21:15

Čak Noris ima veći telefonski račun od Jasmina05.

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