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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by Mala_Mu » 27 Sep 2015, 17:33

Cuj ode jedna dodju tri, gde to ima sineeeeeeeeeee?
Buraz moj, kad ostavis jednu moze samo da ti dodje njen brat ..


Ona:Zasto drzis moju sliku u novcaniku?
On:Da me podseti zbog koga je prazan.


:D.
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Post by Biba » 27 Sep 2015, 18:44

Bla wrote:Jednog malca je pregazio transporter Unprofora u jednosmjernoj ulici, koji je došao iz pogrešnog smjera. :cudi
(jesam li ovo ja napisao ili Biba) :D.

E da nisi uteko, znao bi da su moji profili lazni...ne pisem nista na pravom :pusi
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Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi

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Post by rethna » 29 Sep 2015, 02:54

uvijek_kontra wrote:''Ja kad imam seks, citava zgrada poslije toga zapali cigaru.''

:valja
Ovo ti objavila? :valja
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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by uvijek_kontra » 29 Sep 2015, 11:08

:valja nisam..
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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by storm » 24 May 2016, 09:22

Inače rijetko ili nikad ne prenosin razne "pomozite" statuse al ovaj je pravo zajeban pa eto... Ibrahim Tanović ima slijedeći problem:

Vozdra raja,

jedan dobar drug mi ima dvije ulaznice za finale lige prvaka u Milanu za ovu subotu. Nažalost, jadnik je zaboravio da mu je na baš taj dan zakazano vjenčanje... Kupio je karte prije nekoliko mjeseci, još prije nego što mu je postavljen točan datum za vjenčanje.

Pitanje sada za sve: da li je možda neko zainteresiran da se vjenča u subotu? Bilo ko?

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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by vila » 24 May 2016, 09:59

Dobar :valja
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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by storm » 24 May 2016, 10:00

vila wrote:Dobar :valja
Su je legenda :D.
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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by vila » 24 May 2016, 10:05

storm wrote:
vila wrote:Dobar :valja
Su je legenda :D.
Aaaa tko bi drugi
Pise meni za rodendan...a to sam vidjela tek za dva miseca,eto koliko cesto otvorim fejs :ooo
Bogati ercegovino jel te to u'apsilo?
Ajde..i to je za ljude
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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by storm » 21 Sep 2017, 21:34

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Re: Čudni facebook statusi

Post by Mutevelija » 24 Jul 2018, 22:02

"Odveo i ja zenu namore i gleda ona gliser kaze hodi vamo vidi sto covjek freza more"


Ja sam Bosnjo
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