CRNI HUMOR

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Post by Spanac_113 » 29 Oct 2014, 18:45

popickali se srbin i bosanac oko sporta.
tvrdi srbin da je srbija bolja u svemu od bosne i nabraja bosancu;
-fudbal, kosarka, rukomet, vaterpolo... pa u svemu smo bolji.

e niste! razvalili smo vas u sjedecoj odbojci!

-istina, a ko vam je bio selektor?
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Post by Rum » 31 Dec 2014, 00:11

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„Sve što se događa, sve što sam ikada uradio, sve što je bilo ko drugi ikada uradio je dio savršenog plana, tako da ne postoji nikakva greška.“ :p

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Post by Maja » 31 Dec 2014, 00:18

Jao :D.
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Post by Bla » 17 May 2015, 20:36

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Post by Mala_Mu » 14 Sep 2015, 23:21

Mujo:
- "Doktore, kakvu ste ono ribu rekli da imam?"
Doktor:
- "Ne ribu Mujo. Imas rak."

:D. :grana
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Post by Ledena » 14 Sep 2015, 23:45

Gledam prije par mj. Onu grand emisiju i.pjevali sasa.matic i rada onu pjesmu..
zavrsili i sad prica ona voditeljica govori saletu: vidi kako nam je rada lijepa i dotjerana. :sok

meni ispred tv-a bilo neugodno.
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Post by Mala_Mu » 02 Oct 2015, 15:32

Dođe hitler židovima danas igrate igru na sreću.Bacate kockicu ko dobije od 1-5 ubijem ga.
Pita mali židov šta ako neko dobije 6?
Hitler odgovori:
- Baca ponovo!


:oo :grana
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Post by Mala_Mu » 02 Oct 2015, 15:33

Kaze otac sinu koji se sprema za odmor na Tajlandu:
-cuvaj se tamo, sine. Ima svakakvih devojaka, prostitutki, bolesnih... zarazices se.
Onda ceš zaraziti komsinicu, komsinica ce zaraziti mene, ja mamu... A ti znaš mamu!... Pomrece nam pola komsiluka!

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Post by Maja » 09 Apr 2017, 16:18

Ginekolog Sasa :D.
A ovo za vulkan jao lika :cool
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Post by Pasaga » 13 Apr 2017, 19:10

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"Ne uzimaj hranu iz tanjira brata svojeg, jer će oslabiti, i ma koliko te volio, tako slab ti neće biti od pomoći, i ostaćeš sam".

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Post by Melek » 13 Apr 2017, 19:32

Koji glupan.. Umjesto da pomogne zeni da zaradi odose u jos veci gubitak :lud
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Post by spacebound » 06 Aug 2017, 10:31

iscitala temu :valja


Postrojio Hitler male jevreje i razgovara sa njima:
-Koliko imas godina?
-6.
-Ti?
-9.
-Ti?
-Uskoro cu 7.
-Neces, neces

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Post by spacebound » 25 Aug 2017, 12:02

Trci kifla etiopijom kad ugleda kobasicu:
-Bjezi, eto gladnih etiopljana!
-Ma samo ti bjezi, jos oni nisu culi za mene.
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Post by Hannibal » 25 Aug 2017, 12:03

aaa eno ja ga napiso na onoj temi al sam ga malo razradio
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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by damir5 » 22 Dec 2017, 17:03

:noga

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