CRNI HUMOR

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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by Hannibal » 23 May 2019, 19:25

ko s pistoljem zivi od pistolja nastrada 😂😂
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Post by Hannibal » 23 May 2019, 19:26

i ovo je crni humor jbt 😭😭
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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by Mister No » 23 May 2019, 19:29

Hannibal wrote: 23 May 2019, 19:25 ko s pistoljem zivi od pistolja nastrada 😂😂

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Post by Maksuz svratila » 29 May 2019, 10:36

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...jesi čuo za onoga...šta... šta......jesi čuo za onu...ooooooo...da li si čuo za onoga...šta, šta, šta, šta, šta, šta, šta...
...da li si čuo za onu...c, c, c, c, c, c, c...

...razvela se, kurvala se, prevarila, propio se...raskućila, zabagreo, otrcala, poludeo...

...ihihi kafu turi...ihihi ću ti pričam...ihihi gola govna...ihihi a ja nisam...

...jesi čuo za onoga, jesi čuo za onu...sečem uvo k'o Van Gog, k'o Betoven sad sam gluv...

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Post by Maja » 17 Jul 2019, 23:11

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Post by KOMESAR » 22 Jul 2019, 12:41

Nekada sam živio preko puta ludnice,a sad živim preko puta svoje kuće....
Čovjek i magarac znaju više nego sam čovjek.

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Post by Hurija » 28 Jul 2019, 20:48

Čitam da u Dalmaciji prodaju Magareći izmet 40 Kuna kutijica, glupostima nikad kraja :o
Ostalo je cutanje.

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Čovjek i magarac znaju više nego sam čovjek.

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Post by KOMESAR » 14 Aug 2019, 11:39

Ako ti se muž davi dok jede dobra si kuharica, ako se udavi onda si odlična
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Post by Dori » 09 Dec 2019, 09:35

Kako Sasa Matis pise smiley-ja?

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A Halid Beslic?

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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by Maja » 09 Dec 2019, 10:51

./) ovo je Halid, i nos mu je kriv :ooo

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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by Mrachno » 09 Dec 2019, 10:54

Tanak vam ovaj crni humor...
Ako ti nešto dušu tišti, napusti to.

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Re: CRNI HUMOR

Post by Ariel » 10 Dec 2019, 01:30

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Crni vic

Post by Remzudin » 11 Sep 2020, 23:02

Mrsko mi je sad traziti,pa zato cu ti ovde otvoriti

eh...
Vise 3 sismisa na granu jednog jablana i gledaju kako mravi hodaju uz drvo gole dole.
Prvi kaze: ja sam gladan i odprhti prema istok
Posle 10 minuta se vraca sav krvav i odlize krv sa nosa.
Pita ga 2. "sta je bilo " ? - 1. " vidis li tamo prema zapad onu party " - 2. "vidim"
1. " eh,tu su ljudi slavili nesto,pa sam se napio krvi od njihovi zila kad su spavali"

Punog apetita odkaci se 3. pa odprhti prema zapad.
Posle 5 minuta se vrati isto krvav na sve strane.
Pita ga 2. " sta je bilo" ? - 3. "vidis li prema zapadu onu slavu tamo " ? - 2. "vidim"
3. " eh,tu sam se napio samo kod jedne pjane zene iz vrata"


Neistrpljivo odkaci se 2. sa grane,pusti se 8 m u slobodan pad i 2 m pred poda rasiri krila i odprhti prema sjever.
Nije trajalo ni dvi minute kad se vrati isto krvav na glavi nazad.
Pita ga 1. "sta je bilo"? - 2. "digni te glave i gledajte prema sjever,.vidi li te onaj zid tamo " ? - 1. i 3. " vidmo"

2. " eh..ja ga nisam video " :p

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