String - The Best Of

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 31 May 2015, 00:42

Jel to na Behka mislio :D.

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Julia-Klara » 08 Jun 2015, 09:15

String « 08 Jun 2015, 00:49 » Profesionalni orlovi vade na forumima za platu
String « 08 Jun 2015, 00:47 » Domaći skokovi i napičci :plavi
String « 08 Jun 2015, 00:46 » Evo zašto su žene nekad pile ljepše :ha
String « 08 Jun 2015, 00:46 » Evo u šta investiraju Kurci u BiH i kome to smeta
String « 08 Jun 2015, 00:44 » Golitve na javnim mjestima / potreba za zvjerskim objektima :ooo
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 27 Sep 2015, 22:44

Crni humor


String « 27 sep 2015 22:37 » da hoce oni sirijci navaliti u BiH makar pa da ih primim 20 u kucu da legnu na mene da se ugrijem
String « 27 sep 2015 22:33 » nema cumura jbg
Ledena « 27 sep 2015 22:33 » sta je ovo zima

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 02 Nov 2015, 23:51

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 08 Dec 2015, 00:45

Naslov: Preporuka proizvoda
String wrote:100gr = 0.45 KM (Kilogram ljesnjaka je oko 30KM) Za male novce mozes izvuci 1Kg ljesnjaka iz ovoga.
Cokolada se odstranjuje u dva poteza bez da ostaje na ljesnjaku. Probao - uspio.
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Rum » 08 Dec 2015, 00:48

:plavi :aplauzz
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Hannibal » 08 Dec 2015, 00:50

Hahahahha sto nema vise ovog lika
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by greeneyes » 08 Dec 2015, 01:50

Daj doved'te mi ovog čo'eka da se malo ismijem, te hljeb. :oo
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 10 Dec 2015, 21:53

String « 10 dec 2015 21:03 » Vece White Almond
Bijeli badem « 10 dec 2015 21:02 » Dobro veče :)



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String « 10 dec 2015 20:54 » ma ja ba ...u prevodu "Idi kopaj i sadi j.... te u glavu i pusti mene da imam platu 5000KM bez da mi seres"
String « 10 dec 2015 20:53 » ima jos jedna nova "SAZNAJTE KAKO SE OBOGATITI UZGAJAJUCI MALINE"
String « 10 dec 2015 20:53 » ma da...ono da ti odes da spasavas plastenik umjesto da ides pred vladu
String « 10 dec 2015 20:52 » "SNJEZNA OLUJA DOLAZI U BiH"
String « 10 dec 2015 20:52 » njihovo novo medijsko oruzje....CRVENI METEOALARM
String « 10 dec 2015 20:51 » to se vec zna...
String « 10 dec 2015 20:51 » ma nema smoga....uobicajeno....prica o smogu je da narod ne izlazi na proteste
Rudolph « 10 dec 2015 20:50 » imal smoga u tuzla kanton
String « 10 dec 2015 20:47 » ma zaboravio kupit senf pa sam rasjekao tubuod starog pa lizem evo
String « 10 dec 2015 20:46 » ahhhhhhhhh
String « 10 dec 2015 20:46 » jesam doduse usrao sporet...al libo me kar....nema estetike kad guzica zine
String « 10 dec 2015 20:45 » haj na kobasice...ima i keksa
String « 10 dec 2015 20:44 » nista evo przim...pijem...pusim...sviram...

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 31 Dec 2015, 00:58

Naslov: Sta o Turcima naucismo iz serija
String wrote:Naucili smo kako brzinom svjetlosti promijeniti kanal.
Naslov: Čovječe ne ljuti se turnir
String wrote:ko ovo bude igrao neka mu popucaju konopci kad ga u zemlju budu spustali.
Naslov: Poruči nesto svojoj voljenoj osobi
String wrote:Porucio bih 2 piva...

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 14 Jan 2016, 20:49


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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by carobnjak N » 14 Jan 2016, 21:03

:valja
niko te ne može spasiti osim tebe (Bukovski)

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 14 Jan 2016, 23:54

Naslov: Oblikovanje licnosti kroz traume
String wrote:Oprostite, moze 2kg traume, treba mi da se oblikujem?

Naslov: Poznati brend Motorola prestaje da postoji
String wrote:Super!!! Sledeci su znaci drotovi. :D.
String « 14 jan 2016 22:05 » koju cete sledecu drzavu unistiti?
amerikenjac « 14 jan 2016 22:05 » nemam pojma
String « 14 jan 2016 22:05 » sta ima u ameriKi?

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by carobnjak N » 15 Jan 2016, 09:27

:D.
niko te ne može spasiti osim tebe (Bukovski)

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by niska grana » 15 Jan 2016, 17:27

String « 14 jan 2016 22:05 » koju cete sledecu drzavu unistiti?
:D. :D. :D.
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 19 Jan 2016, 23:36

String « 19 jan 2016 22:36 » od sad mi se kita zove "COVJECETA" pa kad budete zvali "na covjeceta"....da znate!!!!

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String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » :bali
String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » DA UDJEM
String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » fali mi 3
String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » pu j.... ti 4
String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » 4
String « 19 jan 2016 22:52 » opet 5
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » 5
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » hajd' bacaj ne seri....
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » e jebiga
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » 7
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » haj'd, bacaj....
String « 19 jan 2016 22:51 » 5...


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Naslov: Ima li mačke u džamiji?
String wrote:Znaci mozemo uskoro ocekivati da se i macke raznose explozivom??

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 01 Feb 2016, 22:10

String « 01 feb 2016 21:58 »   Fuck me!

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 21 Feb 2016, 22:50

Naslov: Analni sex
String wrote:Bjez'te od toga ljudi ja nisam mog'o hodat' dva dana. :D.

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Mala_Mu » 21 Feb 2016, 22:55

String wrote:E pa jbg Storme....sjeba ti mene...
1. Na stolu
-Ne znam kome ovo pade na pamet...sjeb'o sam sve zivo na stolu..Upala mi peta u zdjelicu sa satricom i hajd' sto sam pao sa stola nego mi se sve kobasice i sarma razlile po licu...

2. Doggy s jastukom
-Necu ti oprostiti sto sjebah onakav jastuk...3 sata mi je trebalo da od stare jambolije napravim presvlaku za njega i na kraju sam ga svog ulijepio...samo za kante je sad...

3. Na rubu kreveta
-E ovo si usrao bas...digao sam noge na "V", stavio sebi vibrator i kad sam prn'o razbio sam nov TV koji sam otplacivao 24 mjeseca...pa stvarno...

4. Lijena poza
-Prebacim nogu i taman da pocnem saputati i ljubiti po vratu, dodje mi ruzno od vina i one sarme pa mi se soba okrenu i povratih joj za vrat...

Jble te ove poze jes' cuo!!!

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Re: String - The Best Of

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