String - The Best Of

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 01 Sep 2012, 00:01

String « 31 aug 2012 23:51 » i jooooooooooooooojjjjjjjjjjjjjj ludio
String « 31 aug 2012 23:51 » pa vidi ti to samo
String « 31 aug 2012 23:51 » Image
String « 31 aug 2012 23:46 » pi..etina od 2kg :bali :poludio
String « 31 aug 2012 23:46 » jojj kad legne starka na bok pa malo nogu povuce gore a dole ispadne k'o konobarski novcanik :bali

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by paparaci » 01 Sep 2012, 02:09

String « sub sep 01, 2012 1:08 am » kad umro nisam
String « sub sep 01, 2012 1:08 am » neki dan ja kupio kajmak mljekare Smajic...neki domaci proizvodjac...i kad sam otvorio :sok smrdi k'o neopran supak neke babe od 80 godina


:valja


to iz iskustva?! :hihi :p
NeK pUkNu DuSmAnI...

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 10 Sep 2012, 01:00

String « 10 sep 2012 00:57 » Delete Image
String « 10 sep 2012 00:56 » :gitara
String « 10 sep 2012 00:56 » quote mori quoteee quote masalaaaaaaaaa
String « 10 sep 2012 00:49 » Image

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Heidi » 10 Sep 2012, 16:44

Maja wrote: String « 10 sep 2012 00:56 » quote mori quoteee quote masalaaaaaaaaa

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Julia-Klara » 10 Sep 2012, 16:59

:klanja :klanja ja sam davno rekla da je covjek unikat!!!
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija :djed

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Dust » 10 Sep 2012, 19:23

:D. :D. :D.
Gledam te nekim drugim ocima
upravo onako kako ne treba...
I ne shvatam sta mi se desava
nedostaje mi rec koja resava
u tebi je neka tajna ostala
k'o muzika starih majstora

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by silence » 10 Sep 2012, 21:54

Odakle samo sve ovo crpi... :valja


String « 10 sep 2012, 21:29 » hej bajkaaa baajkaaa baaaaajkaaaaa reci mi baaaajkaaaaaaa ko je kriiiiv zbog naseeeeg rastaankaaaaaaaaaaaa :D.
Čuvaj se žurbe, jer ona uvijek dovodi do kajanja:
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odgovara prije negoli nešto shvati,
odluči prije negoli provjeri,
kudi prije nego što se u nešto uvjeri.
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Heidi » 10 Sep 2012, 22:05

:haha
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 29 Sep 2012, 09:32

Naslov: Re: Imam želju, al se ne usuđujem
String wrote:Usao bih bez odjece u prodavnicu i na kasi od prodavacice trazio kondom, onda bih otisao donio na kasu jednu lubenicu, napravio bih cep na njoj i isprobao kondom i nekoj gospodji koja bi stojala do mene na kasi bih poklonio lubenicu. Na posao bih otisao samo u japankama i pocijepanoj potkosulji i trubio bih vuvuzelom dok hodam i smijao se histericno. ahahha ne mogu vise... :haha

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 07 Oct 2012, 21:15

Došao poslije boga pitaj koliko vremena na forum i prva poruka


String « 07 okt 2012 20:51 » skubidubidubi DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


:D. :D. :D.

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Konsultant » 07 Oct 2012, 21:39

pa ja, klepio lovu kao clan izborne komisije i udario po prasku. :oo

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 15 Oct 2012, 00:00

String wrote: Nanule + bijele carape su indikatori.
Obucem bijele carapice pa onda nanule kad idem na cucavac. Tako znam jesam li se isprskao po clancima...na bijelom se sve vidi. :D.

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by bubica » 15 Oct 2012, 00:07

String « 14 okt 2012, 23:23 » ma imam analne "uzitke" svaki put kad jedem tresnje s kospicama zajedno :D.

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 15 Oct 2012, 00:43

String « 15 okt 2012 00:40 » neki dan gledam macku i malog terijera kako se igraju....i skontam da ih snimim na mob.....gurnem ruku u dzep kad na mob pise nema vise memorije a neki video stoji vec na displayu...ka ja pogleda video ono sve nesto crno....ukljucio kameru dok je bio u dzepu i snimio dzep iznutra

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by silence » 15 Oct 2012, 00:46

:haha
Čuvaj se žurbe, jer ona uvijek dovodi do kajanja:
onaj koji žuri govori prije nego što sazna,
odgovara prije negoli nešto shvati,
odluči prije negoli provjeri,
kudi prije nego što se u nešto uvjeri.
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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 19 Oct 2012, 00:45

String « 19 okt 2012 00:42 » DOBIJATE MACIJE OKO ZA TABLICU
String « 19 okt 2012 00:41 » I REZERVNO PLASTICNO OKO
String « 19 okt 2012 00:41 » Uz 1kg kupljene HB kafe dobijate Skodu Octaviu koja zanosi.
String « 19 okt 2012 00:39 » KAFA SA UKUSOM HALIDA
String « 19 okt 2012 00:39 » Image

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by blento59 » 19 Oct 2012, 02:55

ako ja ovu vrstu humora razumijem, bog me ubio
uz sve duzno postovanje prema stringu koji se trudi i maji koja ne naddje bas nesto interesantno
Kada je živ onda je visok, a kada je mrtav onda je dugačak

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 19 Oct 2012, 16:57

A dobro blento šta se buniš :D
Ni ja se ne bunim na tvoje "humoristične dosjetke" na svakoj temi, a ni na ono "znaš ti nas, hebo ti nas" koje pišeš na temama vezanim za situaciju u BiH.
Halid je šaljivdžija i legenda. Da pročita ovo od Stringa, sigurno mu ne bi smetalo :D

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 22 Oct 2012, 00:03

String « 21 okt 2012 23:58 » Burek, kako je u 67-oj? :hm
String « 21 okt 2012 23:56 » ja samo ove "gole" zovem...bez brojeva
Mister No « 21 okt 2012 23:56 » moras se nekad i kockat, j... ga, ne moze sve na sigurno
String « 21 okt 2012 23:55 » Pa covjece tizoves danas onu Dajanu73 a nisi razmisljao da joj je mozda 73 godine?

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Re: String - The Best Of

Post by Maja » 25 Oct 2012, 22:17

String « 25 okt 2012 22:16 » I NE SJEDAJ NA PRLJAVO!!!!!!!!!


String « 25 okt 2012 22:15 » String
String « 25 okt 2012 22:14 » evo ti moj
String « 25 okt 2012 22:14 » nemam nik...jos nisi nabavio pa jebo ga....


String « 25 okt 2012 21:56 » uh sto me nesto boli noga...morat' cu o'sjec'
String « 25 okt 2012 21:48 » jedva cekam onu djecu da doju na vrata da im otmem pare
String « 25 okt 2012 21:48 » SUTRA BAJRAM.
String « 25 okt 2012 21:47 » MAAAAJOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! POMAZI MI "RAMA" MARGARINOM!!!!!!!!!!
String « 25 okt 2012 21:42 » odgovori mi molim te sta ima.
String « 25 okt 2012 21:42 » sta ima Rume?
String « 25 okt 2012 21:42 » (Hari Mata Hari)
String « 25 okt 2012 21:41 » LEEEEJLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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