Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zanki » 05 Jun 2021, 14:29

ironman wrote: 05 Jun 2021, 14:28 Da je ovo kviz tacan odgovor bi bio.
Za sta se koriste laksativi? :ooo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 05 Jun 2021, 14:32

Zanki wrote: 05 Jun 2021, 14:29
Mutevelija wrote: 05 Jun 2021, 14:26

De tema je humor zabava :ble sta ima veze
Opstipacija i jal vrebaju iza kantuna😂
ajmo neki vic🙈
Haj moze daj vic :p
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ironman » 05 Jun 2021, 14:33

Ulaze rabin,hozda , pop i konj u kafanu...
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 05 Jun 2021, 15:28

ironman wrote: 05 Jun 2021, 14:33 Ulaze rabin,hozda , pop i konj u kafanu...
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Naseef Mushroom » 05 Jun 2021, 21:49

Ulaze vojvoda, komunjara, peder i hadžija u kafanu

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Sheval » 05 Jun 2021, 23:38

Vidi kako je kravatu svezao boganeubio


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 06 Jun 2021, 00:24

Kad dedo upita daju li na pricek, vozac tacno nije znao kako reagovati.

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dream of spring..
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Masamune » 07 Jun 2021, 07:04

San... sanjao sam da sam otvorio svoju fabriku za sladolede 😁
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Post by Šabović Adis » 07 Jun 2021, 14:37

Ne mereeee 👉👌

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Post by Šabović Adis » 07 Jun 2021, 14:59

Tu noć kad (.)(.) udavala
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by TAFKAP » 07 Jun 2021, 20:15

Vanilla wrote: 07 Jun 2021, 20:06 20210607_200441.jpg
al je njemu raskorak u opanku bio kraći :oo

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 07 Jun 2021, 20:23

Ali kako ga je zavezao na raketu

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Dori » 07 Jun 2021, 21:40

Otišli dragi i ja na ručak danas….Naručili, kao čeka se 20min. Hajde reko odoh ja samo do Lindexa da vidim nešto dok ne dodje ručak.
Udjem tamo, nadjem hlače. Uslikam i pitam:
“Hej, jesam li ja stara za ovog?”
I čekam….Vidio poruku. Pa vidim ono piše, piše, pa briše, pa opet piše…..I onda skontam šta sam pitala. Nema tu pravog odgovora :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ironman » 08 Jun 2021, 07:56



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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Masamune » 08 Jun 2021, 22:05

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