Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Chloe » 14 Sep 2020, 08:44

Svakog ponedjeljka popunjavamo anketne listiće vezano za Covid,
jutros im svima redom podijelila obrazce, i sad ih pregledala,
kad na obrazcu jednog kolege sve pod "da", bio sa osobom zaraženom Covidom, ima simptome itd.
Ja ga zovnem na razgovorm, jer vidim nije njegov rukopis na anketi ali jeste potpis ... :grana
Onako u glavi nas već sve vidim u samoizolaciji .. kad sam ga pitala zašto je došao na posao kad zna pravila,
i da je trebao obavijestiti Dom zdravlja, on se hudi izgubio, ništa ne konta.
Dam mu njegov anketni list, kad on da "ženu" jednom kolegi ... :D. :D. zamolio ga da mu popuni anketu,
ovaj pounio sve sa da, a on negledajući potpisao ... :lupa :D. :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by insomnia » 14 Sep 2020, 13:05

Kolega. Spava u autu na parkingu i metno masku preko ociju 😁
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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Post by Zanki » 14 Sep 2020, 14:34

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Zana » 14 Sep 2020, 19:23

insomnia wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 13:05 Kolega. Spava u autu na parkingu i metno masku preko ociju 😁

Što ga ne uslika? :pusi
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 14 Sep 2020, 21:42

Behko nesto objasnjava oko postavljanja vijesti.


Ali malo uleti. Nemoj zatrpavati, jer ljudi ne vole kad ih zatrpavaju s tekstovima. Preduge vijesti zaobiđi sve, pa makar se vanzemaljac ukazao u Ajvatovici.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 14 Sep 2020, 21:45

Maja wrote: ↑14 Sep 2020, 21:42 Behko nesto objasnjava oko postavljanja vijesti.


Ali malo uleti. Nemoj zatrpavati, jer ljudi ne vole kad ih zatrpavaju s tekstovima. Preduge vijesti zaobiđi sve, pa makar se vanzemaljac ukazao u Ajvatovici.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 14 Sep 2020, 21:50

Nije nego na viber nja nja nja nja nja
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mutevelija » 14 Sep 2020, 21:52

:sok jos gore :place
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Melek » 14 Sep 2020, 22:52

Ovaj irski dijalekt:

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Melek » 14 Sep 2020, 22:54

Vele da im nisu sve na broju :hm
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by vrhbosnica » 14 Sep 2020, 23:24

what :sok
znam engleski, al ga nis skontala nisam
Svima nama, kadli-tadli, valja krenuti na "finalno putovanje", u Dženet ili Džehenem, Raj ili Pakao, svejedno. Gdje ću ja završiti nije mi dostupno znati, ali znam jedno: poći ću iz Sarajeva...
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Melek » 14 Sep 2020, 23:25

Ja sam nešto malo, pri devetom slušanju.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 14 Sep 2020, 23:26

Ovo je vise kineski :D.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by ina » 15 Sep 2020, 08:42

navika wrote: ↑10 Sep 2020, 23:14 Ulazi sin s nekim vrecicama u rukama u kucu i odmah s vrata ce, ali mehkim glasom - ooo mama, ko je tebi dao vozacku?
Ja - sto pitas?
On - de samo izadji da vidis kako si parkirala.

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Post by Zanki » 16 Sep 2020, 11:35

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 16 Sep 2020, 13:07

Joj nepismene Nikoline.
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Bego » 18 Sep 2020, 21:11

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 18 Sep 2020, 21:14

Bego wrote: ↑18 Sep 2020, 21:11 Image

Jednom, dok sam bio na BH telecomu, od mogućih 10 mbps, meni stizalo 0.8.
Nazovem i pitam, ako deset mbps košta 20 maraka, da li to znači da vam sad za ovaj mjesec, trebam platiti cca 1.5 maraka? :D.
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