Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 03 Jul 2019, 07:59

Ali haj, eto, bar ne prosi, a i ti cale mogu stajati u autu za ne daj Boze :oo
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by storm » 03 Jul 2019, 08:01

greeneyes wrote: 03 Jul 2019, 07:59 Ali haj, eto, bar ne prosi, a i ti cale mogu stajati u autu za ne daj Boze :oo
Pa da... Nek me izlevatio, ali uradi nešto za to :oo
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Post by greeneyes » 03 Jul 2019, 08:01

Ja u autu npr. imam one premingerove :haha
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Post by storm » 03 Jul 2019, 08:04

greeneyes wrote: 03 Jul 2019, 08:01 Ja u autu npr. imam one premingerove :haha
Aiiii, kad ih zaboravis, one reprezentativne naime... Svake zlata vrijede, kad zvizdan upre :love
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Post by greeneyes » 03 Jul 2019, 08:10

Tek tada shvatis koliko vrijede :djed
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Post by greeneyes » 06 Jul 2019, 11:16

:ha


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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by lejlamo » 06 Jul 2019, 21:09



:valja :valja

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 06 Jul 2019, 21:43

Boze sacuvaj

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Post by greeneyes » 06 Jul 2019, 22:14

Ovo je lose i za moje standarde
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hannibal » 06 Jul 2019, 22:15

dobra pjesma :ok
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by greeneyes » 06 Jul 2019, 22:38

Hannibal wrote: 06 Jul 2019, 22:15 dobra pjesma :ok
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 07 Jul 2019, 00:22

Sestrin mali igra pleja danas.
Govorim mu...
Zamisli neko da go. Pitaju te jel ga dao Dzeko.
Ti kazes Ma ne.
Pitaju te, pa ko?
Ti kazes Pa je

A mali ko kakav covjek zavrti glavom i odmahnu rukom, ko ono...boze sacuvaj sta joj je.

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Post by Amaya » 07 Jul 2019, 01:27

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Post by Duminjo » 07 Jul 2019, 03:02

Dobar je velija 😁

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by srculence7 » 07 Jul 2019, 16:43

U prolazu čujem razgovor između dve devojke, govore o sniženjima...
Kaže jedna drugoj kako ima finih haljinica na sniženju ali su baš ono za manekenke...
A ova druga odgovara:
-Šta mi to znači kad sam ja dve dobre manekenke :hihi
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Sheval » 07 Jul 2019, 18:28

Malo nas je...ali nas ima :valja
Sve se rodilo juznije od Bradine:)
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 08 Jul 2019, 11:00

Znaci sestrin mali nije vidio roditelje 4 dana. Dosli da tatu vode na kontrolu i zovu ga s ulaznih vrata da ga vide i poljube a on igrao igricu. Vratio se u kucu kad kroz plac udari rukom u celo i rece, sad sam izgubioooo, zbog majke i babeee :place

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Mala_Mu » 08 Jul 2019, 11:07

Doduse sinoc.. Spustio Elyas glavu na stomak i osluskuje, tek ce ti: keka ja cujem nesto.. Reko sta cujes bolan.. Cujem bebu, ti imas bebu unutra.. :valja

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Maja » 08 Jul 2019, 11:18

E sad je gotov. Zove ga adze stigla mu narudzba ali narucio zvucnik s e baya, dosla mu kutija za zvucnik

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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?

Post by Hannibal » 08 Jul 2019, 11:24

Mala_Mu wrote: 08 Jul 2019, 11:07 Doduse sinoc.. Spustio Elyas glavu na stomak i osluskuje, tek ce ti: keka ja cujem nesto.. Reko sta cujes bolan.. Cujem bebu, ti imas bebu unutra.. :valja

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