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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
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Re: Šta vas je danas nasmijalo?
Ja nemam sikirce
ju mast lov jor femili end bi najs tu komsija
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Ovo kod Spejse nije sikirica, ovo je bradvin
Samo sabura
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Ja kad otvorim ulazna vrata gledam u sumu, 50 m od vrata, s druge ledina. Prva kuca ispod mene ljudi gluhi k'o tetrijebi, prva iznad mene ljudi u inostranstvu. A noc duga. Neka meni sikirceta
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Baterije daljinskog se pune tako što otvoriš poklopac i malo ih okrećeš.
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Ko joj je kriv, sto se ne uda. Ondar bi i kalas bio a vako samo sikira
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Nemoj ti rodjo plaho izlazit na sunce kad si dole u kamenjaru
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I jutros kod ove iste persone...pijemo kafu...ja se smrzoh. Eto kad je meni hladno onda znate koja su doba.
Obrglila vrucu solju da mi se pristi ugriju, ona prica nesto, prica...
Kad odjednom...jel de da u mene nije uopste hladno. Ja navece upalim grijalicu, nema potrebe po danu.
Rekoh, da znas, prije proljeca ti ne dolazim.
Kaaaaakooo moooojaaaa???
Ono ko malo joj bi krivo.
Obrglila vrucu solju da mi se pristi ugriju, ona prica nesto, prica...
Kad odjednom...jel de da u mene nije uopste hladno. Ja navece upalim grijalicu, nema potrebe po danu.
Rekoh, da znas, prije proljeca ti ne dolazim.
Kaaaaakooo moooojaaaa???
Ono ko malo joj bi krivo.
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U vas je dol hrvatska struja, morda zato i pali samo dok je jeftinaMaja wrote: ↑24 Jan 2022, 18:11 I jutros kod ove iste persone...pijemo kafu...ja se smrzoh. Eto kad je meni hladno onda znate koja su doba.
Obrglila vrucu solju da mi se pristi ugriju, ona prica nesto, prica...
Kad odjednom...jel de da u mene nije uopste hladno. Ja navece upalim grijalicu, nema potrebe po danu.
Rekoh, da znas, prije proljeca ti ne dolazim.
Kaaaaakooo moooojaaaa???
Ono ko malo joj bi krivo.
Sehara mi puna blaga
Al ne haje moja draga
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Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Ode on!
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Koju ja legendu od covjeka imam
Ulazim u svoje kupatilo vidim ono silikonsko cime se slag nanosi na tortu . kontam sta radi tu
Pitam njega..kaze a sta je to i ja mu kazeem kad on : " Ih ja to koristio za mazanje kreme na ledaaa hahahahha
Hajd potrefio je svrhu "mazanja" cega je manje bitno hahah
Ulazim u svoje kupatilo vidim ono silikonsko cime se slag nanosi na tortu . kontam sta radi tu
Pitam njega..kaze a sta je to i ja mu kazeem kad on : " Ih ja to koristio za mazanje kreme na ledaaa hahahahha
Hajd potrefio je svrhu "mazanja" cega je manje bitno hahah
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