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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:32

Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:25
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:23

E kako ono kazu “da sam bolja, ne bi valjalo” 🙈

Ledja?
Izgleda tako. 🙈

Ma da, stara povreda, a izgleda se sve zakomplikovalo kada sam imala koronu.
Ide hvala Bogu na bolje.
Hvala Bogu da ide nabolje. Cuvaj se. :D
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:36

nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:32
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:25

Izgleda tako. 🙈

Ma da, stara povreda, a izgleda se sve zakomplikovalo kada sam imala koronu.
Ide hvala Bogu na bolje.
Hvala Bogu da ide nabolje. Cuvaj se. :D
Hvala ti :pusa

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 18 Jan 2022, 10:53

Setamo mi jucer iz skole, pricamop o zivotinjama. Pitam koja mu je najdraza?
Kaze:"Meni su pande broj 1! One su mi najsladje..."
Aha reko, a broj 2?
Kaze:"Ti!"

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 20 Jan 2022, 17:58

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 23 Jan 2022, 19:51

Ima on to svoje da kad mu sta nije po volji “lupa vrata”.

Sad povrijedio skocni zglob, zamotan, sjedi na krevetu, nona na jastuk.

I nesto se zavadismo, ja u kuhinji, ljuti se on “lupa vrata, lupa vrata”, al kontam nece on nigdje. Ne moze, boli ga noga.

Nije proslo par minuta, cujem zvuk lupanja, kad momak fino se spustio, dopuzao do vrata I lupa. 🙈😂

Pa, how? :why
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by TAFKAP » 23 Jan 2022, 19:56

Na koga li je, takav tvrdoglav :D.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 23 Jan 2022, 20:01

TAFKAP wrote: 23 Jan 2022, 19:56 Na koga li je, takav tvrdoglav :D.
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Pojma nemam.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by insomnia » 23 Jan 2022, 20:03

Dje je Besana
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by TAFKAP » 23 Jan 2022, 20:12

nida wrote: 23 Jan 2022, 20:01
TAFKAP wrote: 23 Jan 2022, 19:56 Na koga li je, takav tvrdoglav :D.
🙈

Pojma nemam.

Slusa li zet?
Sluša sve, samo babu ne :ljut
Isti je ko taj tvoj, dvoje vrata imaju staklo u sredini, sreća još se nisu slomila.
Formira se ličnost :oo

Dok babi ne pukne film jednog dana...

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 23 Jan 2022, 20:19

TAFKAP wrote: 23 Jan 2022, 20:12
nida wrote: 23 Jan 2022, 20:01

🙈

Pojma nemam.

Slusa li zet?
Sluša sve, samo babu ne :ljut
Isti je ko taj tvoj, dvoje vrata imaju staklo u sredini, sreća još se nisu slomila.
Formira se ličnost :oo

Dok babi ne pukne film jednog dana...
Jes’ jes’ formira se licnost. :D

Tako nekad stvarno znaju izvuci zivce, auuuu. 🙈 Al dobro je.

Sad mu je sve zivo “necu”, i ja ga za obraze uhvatila, i hoces ti mene ikad ista poslusati, raskezio se i kaze “necu”.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by TAFKAP » 23 Jan 2022, 20:20

:oo

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 30 Jan 2022, 12:02

Sinoc joj nacrtala, e hajd sad da obojim.
I evo ja cu masnicu, a ti ostalo.

Ona gleda, gleda “pa mogla si to malo bolje”.

:why

Vala kud ce bolje. 🙈
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 14 Feb 2022, 09:20

Fuddo wrote: 13 Feb 2022, 23:34
Fuuuudooo 🙈

E sve hocu da napisem.
Maleckoj sam se ismijala neki dan.

Hajde mama kupi ovo, kupi ono.
Te ljepilo, te makazice, te glEtere 🙈, pa zabrzala koliko nabraja……. i sikire( stikere).

😂
Rekoh evo je s bizi, goni sad na sikire. 😂
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Chloe » 14 Feb 2022, 13:42

nida wrote: 14 Feb 2022, 09:20
Fuddo wrote: 13 Feb 2022, 23:34
Fuuuudooo 🙈

E sve hocu da napisem.
Maleckoj sam se ismijala neki dan.

Hajde mama kupi ovo, kupi ono.
Te ljepilo, te makazice, te glEtere 🙈, pa zabrzala koliko nabraja……. i sikire( stikere).

😂
Rekoh evo je s bizi, goni sad na sikire. 😂
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 14 Feb 2022, 13:43

Došao iz škole, donio mi srce za Valentinovo :srce
Ja se sva raznježila, grlim ga sto mi je to napravio, kad sam ga pustila kaže:”Ma nisam ja, učiteljica nas sve natjerala” :plavi
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Masamune » 14 Feb 2022, 13:45

Kako li ćeš tek grliti čojka ako ne zaboravi :D.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Mon » 17 Feb 2022, 17:07

U slici... :srce
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 01 Mar 2022, 07:55

Kako me sinoć nasmijao…. :D.
Skače po krevetu i udario se u nogu. Kaže meni:”Hajde, šta ćeš ti sad da uradiš?”
Reko:”Da ljubim?”
Kaže:”Ne, mislim…..medicinski”

Čuj “medicinski”?! :plavi
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by ina » 20 Mar 2022, 12:06

Kaže braticnoj mater hajmo spavati. Kaže ona: neće ..... (izgovori svoje ime) spavati.
Idemo onda malo odmoriti okice?
Ona: si :D. :srce
Svijest ima sidrište.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by insomnia » 20 Mar 2022, 12:35

Dori wrote: 01 Mar 2022, 07:55 Kako me sinoć nasmijao…. :D.
Skače po krevetu i udario se u nogu. Kaže meni:”Hajde, šta ćeš ti sad da uradiš?”
Reko:”Da ljubim?”
Kaže:”Ne, mislim…..medicinski”

Čuj “medicinski”?! :plavi
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