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Re: Dječiji biseri
Setamo mi jucer iz skole, pricamop o zivotinjama. Pitam koja mu je najdraza?
Kaze:"Meni su pande broj 1! One su mi najsladje..."
Aha reko, a broj 2?
Kaze:"Ti!"
Kaze:"Meni su pande broj 1! One su mi najsladje..."
Aha reko, a broj 2?
Kaze:"Ti!"
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Ima on to svoje da kad mu sta nije po volji “lupa vrata”.
Sad povrijedio skocni zglob, zamotan, sjedi na krevetu, nona na jastuk.
I nesto se zavadismo, ja u kuhinji, ljuti se on “lupa vrata, lupa vrata”, al kontam nece on nigdje. Ne moze, boli ga noga.
Nije proslo par minuta, cujem zvuk lupanja, kad momak fino se spustio, dopuzao do vrata I lupa.
Pa, how?
Sad povrijedio skocni zglob, zamotan, sjedi na krevetu, nona na jastuk.
I nesto se zavadismo, ja u kuhinji, ljuti se on “lupa vrata, lupa vrata”, al kontam nece on nigdje. Ne moze, boli ga noga.
Nije proslo par minuta, cujem zvuk lupanja, kad momak fino se spustio, dopuzao do vrata I lupa.
Pa, how?
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Dje je Besana
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Sluša sve, samo babu ne
Isti je ko taj tvoj, dvoje vrata imaju staklo u sredini, sreća još se nisu slomila.
Formira se ličnost
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Jes’ jes’ formira se licnost.
Tako nekad stvarno znaju izvuci zivce, auuuu. Al dobro je.
Sad mu je sve zivo “necu”, i ja ga za obraze uhvatila, i hoces ti mene ikad ista poslusati, raskezio se i kaze “necu”.
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Sinoc joj nacrtala, e hajd sad da obojim.
I evo ja cu masnicu, a ti ostalo.
Ona gleda, gleda “pa mogla si to malo bolje”.
Vala kud ce bolje.
I evo ja cu masnicu, a ti ostalo.
Ona gleda, gleda “pa mogla si to malo bolje”.
Vala kud ce bolje.
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Fuuuudooo
E sve hocu da napisem.
Maleckoj sam se ismijala neki dan.
Hajde mama kupi ovo, kupi ono.
Te ljepilo, te makazice, te glEtere , pa zabrzala koliko nabraja……. i sikire( stikere).
Rekoh evo je s bizi, goni sad na sikire.
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Nido, cokni klince od mene, a i tebi ide
... You are my sunshine, my only sunshine ...
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Došao iz škole, donio mi srce za Valentinovo
Ja se sva raznježila, grlim ga sto mi je to napravio, kad sam ga pustila kaže:”Ma nisam ja, učiteljica nas sve natjerala”
Ja se sva raznježila, grlim ga sto mi je to napravio, kad sam ga pustila kaže:”Ma nisam ja, učiteljica nas sve natjerala”
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Kako li ćeš tek grliti čojka ako ne zaboravi
When people believe in me I am good, but when people doubt me I am great.
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Kako me sinoć nasmijao….
Skače po krevetu i udario se u nogu. Kaže meni:”Hajde, šta ćeš ti sad da uradiš?”
Reko:”Da ljubim?”
Kaže:”Ne, mislim…..medicinski”
Čuj “medicinski”?!
Skače po krevetu i udario se u nogu. Kaže meni:”Hajde, šta ćeš ti sad da uradiš?”
Reko:”Da ljubim?”
Kaže:”Ne, mislim…..medicinski”
Čuj “medicinski”?!
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Re: Dječiji biseri
Kaže braticnoj mater hajmo spavati. Kaže ona: neće ..... (izgovori svoje ime) spavati.
Idemo onda malo odmoriti okice?
Ona: si
Idemo onda malo odmoriti okice?
Ona: si
Svijest ima sidrište.
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Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
Pa okoreli šaban začas postao je šaman
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