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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 23 Dec 2021, 20:13

Skoro smo dosli iz kupovine. Kupovali paketice djecacima. Tradicija je da oni biraju sta zele. Ranije su izabrali igracke. Vec tu je danas bio jedan biser kad je malac rekao da zeli Tika Taka Zaga i Filip loptu. Kazem da moze, ali da se to odbija od budzeta za paketic. Razmisljao je on o tome, a onda sat kasnije rekao da ipak nece loptu. Tiho doda :" Kupit cemk je poslije paketica" :ooo :D.
Tako nocas hodamo po prodavnici, kupe u kolica koji sta hoce i u jednom trenutku muz kaze malom da moze uzeti jos jedan slatkis. Kaze mali:" Moram naci nesto veliko". Otpici, kad ide s ovim

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by lilith1 » 23 Dec 2021, 20:44

Pametni pametni 😁
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Hannibal » 23 Dec 2021, 22:36

vid malog sto je porasto masala
sjecam se kad je bijo ko pola tog topsa
i ja ostarih bgm
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by TAFKAP » 25 Dec 2021, 01:09

Hannibal wrote: 23 Dec 2021, 22:36 vid malog sto je porasto masala
sjecam se kad je bijo ko pola tog topsa
i ja ostarih bgm

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zagorka » 25 Dec 2021, 13:34

Hoće da objavi na tik toku svoju verziju "helikoptera" :grana
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zagorka » 25 Dec 2021, 13:35

Sve je usavršio. Spajdermena okreće.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Šabović Adis » 30 Dec 2021, 17:57

Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?

Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Matan » 30 Dec 2021, 17:58

Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:57 Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?

Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
Pojam. sta ti je to
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Šabović Adis » 30 Dec 2021, 18:01

animals wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:58
Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:57 Ja:
- Babo, đe mama?
- Nemam pojma.
Opet ja, nakon dužeg vremena:
- A đe ti je pojam?

Meni nije bilo smiješno nimalo, babo crko od smijeha.
Pojam. sta ti je to
Pa to...valjda ono što babo nema kad mama nije kući.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Matan » 30 Dec 2021, 18:03

Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 18:01
animals wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 17:58

Pojam. sta ti je to
Pa to...valjda ono što babo nema kad mama nije kući.
Ne kontam..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Šabović Adis » 30 Dec 2021, 18:04

animals wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 18:03
Šabović Adis wrote: 30 Dec 2021, 18:01

Pa to...valjda ono što babo nema kad mama nije kući.
Ne kontam..
Ni ja. :valja
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Maja » 30 Dec 2021, 18:10

:D.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:09

Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Hurija » 13 Jan 2022, 22:10

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:11

nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:09 Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”

:why
Duša draga
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:16

Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:11
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:09 Napravila rucak, sjeli da rucamo.
Kad je pojela, “mama ovo ti je bilo odlicno, al nemoj vise praviti”

:why
Duša draga
:D.
S njom je uvijek lom. :D

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:18

nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:16
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:11

Duša draga
:D.
S njom je uvijek lom. :D

Sta ima Zizke? Kako si?
Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja. :ooo

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 13 Jan 2022, 22:23

Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:18
nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:16

S njom je uvijek lom. :D

Sta ima Zizke? Kako si?
Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja. :ooo
E kako ono kazu “da sam bolja, ne bi valjalo” 🙈

Ledja?
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Zizi » 13 Jan 2022, 22:25

nida wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:23
Zizi wrote: 13 Jan 2022, 22:18

Ma evo na bolovanju, mogla bih i biti bolja. :ooo
E kako ono kazu “da sam bolja, ne bi valjalo” 🙈

Ledja?
Izgleda tako. 🙈

Ma da, stara povreda, a izgleda se sve zakomplikovalo kada sam imala koronu.
Ide hvala Bogu na bolje.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 13 Jan 2022, 22:26

Došao nam mali komisija, prebire nešto po sobi, kad ide sa loptom kaže meni:”Je li Vam ovo Corona?” :plavi

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