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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 25 Mar 2021, 19:26

Ovo se sad cita
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Maja » 25 Mar 2021, 19:54

I? Kuzis li ista?

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Beni » 25 Mar 2021, 20:01

Koraci_u_noci wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 19:26 Ovo se sad cita
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Gdje si to uzeo ?
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Maja » 25 Mar 2021, 20:15

Hoce beni od malog da napravi filozofa i jakog forumasa, insallah.

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 25 Mar 2021, 20:17

Beni wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:01
Koraci_u_noci wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 19:26 Ovo se sad cita
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Gdje si to uzeo ?
Nisam ja, prijatelj jedan, u Cirihu zivi
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Beni » 25 Mar 2021, 20:26

Maja wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:15 Hoce beni od malog da napravi filozofa i jakog forumasa, insallah.
Jok ja ovo za sebe :oo
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Beni » 25 Mar 2021, 20:27

Koraci_u_noci wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:17
Beni wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:01

Gdje si to uzeo ?
Nisam ja, prijatelj jedan, u Cirihu zivi
Znas li njemacki ?
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 25 Mar 2021, 20:30

Beni wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:27
Koraci_u_noci wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:17

Nisam ja, prijatelj jedan, u Cirihu zivi
Znas li njemacki ?
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Beni » 25 Mar 2021, 20:32

Koraci_u_noci wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:30
Beni wrote: 25 Mar 2021, 20:27

Znas li njemacki ?
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Trebo sinrec ne znam pa da mi posaljes knjigu :00

Nego extra stvar svidja mi se i ja malcu pretezno uzimam neke edukativne igracke
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 25 Mar 2021, 23:45

”Fascism is cured by reading and racism is cured by traveling”

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Mon » 26 Mar 2021, 00:19

Kaze mi kolega na poslu, nestalo im interneta jedan dan i sin mu (7 godina) kaze “sta sada da radim, dosadno mi je”. Kaze kolega, objasnjavam ja njemu: kad sam ja bio tvojih godina, mi nismo imali internet nego smo isli vani i igrali se. A mali ce na to: a koliko dugo ste bili bez interneta?

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Post by Maja » 26 Mar 2021, 01:07

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 26 Mar 2021, 14:27

Mon wrote: 26 Mar 2021, 00:19 Kaze mi kolega na poslu, nestalo im interneta jedan dan i sin mu (7 godina) kaze “sta sada da radim, dosadno mi je”. Kaze kolega, objasnjavam ja njemu: kad sam ja bio tvojih godina, mi nismo imali internet nego smo isli vani i igrali se. A mali ce na to: a koliko dugo ste bili bez interneta?
I moj konta da su bili dinosaurusi zivi kad sam ja bila mala :D.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by bagra » 26 Mar 2021, 22:54

cujem pise svoju prvu knjigu. :ovaj sedam mu
je btw godina. mozete sad vi mislit te "knjige". :heidi2
no dobro sta da se radi sad je ta haman ta faza.
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by spacebound » 27 Mar 2021, 06:50

Sinoc mi nesto na um pade kako je mali prije par godina, iznenada, usred igre, k'o sad se sjecam, sjedi na podu, gura autic. Samo se okrenu prema nama i rece: "Tata, jesi ti mene napravio?" Ni sacekao odgovor nije, nastavi se igrati :cudi

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Maja » 27 Mar 2021, 09:51

:haha

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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by Dori » 30 Mar 2021, 10:20

Igramo se da zamislimo neku stvar u sobi i pogadamo sta je to. Ja zamislila sat.
Prvo me pita:"A sta si ti zamislila?" :D.
Reko:" Ne igra se tako...moras mi postavljati pitanja"
I sad ono, okrugli...ima brojeve...Dosadilo njemu, nikako da pogodi.
Kazem ja njemu:"Gledas ga svaki dan..."
Kad ce on:"YouTube!" :plavi
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by edo_79 » 30 Mar 2021, 12:06

Dori wrote: 12 Mar 2020, 09:16 Meni placali 10 dinara (onu crvenu) da pojedem malo mesa....batak...sta god....Nema sanse.
Bili u gostima, zena pronese oval mesa i ja sva u cudu, kao da ga prvi put vidim kazem:"Jao mama vidi meso!" :sok
I zena se vrati, pita:"Sine hoces mesa?" i ja ono:"Daaaaa!" i pojedem komad!
Kaze mama kad u zemlju nije propala :grana ....Ono sta god da vam kazem necete mi vjerovati :plavi
Ja sam tako išao s mamom i rahmetli babom kod tetke .... i ja mali ... tetka iznijela krompir i piletinu ... i što ti kažeš ja k'o da sam iz gladi pobjeg'o navalio na ono da trpam .... stari boje mijenja a mama se samo smije ..... skočila mi piletina na nos .....

Došli kući naveče oko pola 10 ... stari viče ama šta to bona radiš niko nije gladan .... kaže stara majka jest bogami .... k'o da je iz Biafre pobjeg'o ...
znao sam da je neko sranje u najavi .... al kad je žena preda me stavila tagaru krompira i piletine i samo kaže ono mirno .... staloženo.... ''JEDI!'' ... Ja od tad imam traume kad vidim piletinu ..... Jeo sam i plak'o ... a svaki put kad nisam mog'o više ... dobiješ iza ušiju .... 'naš kako se apetit otvori .... NAMAH :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by nida » 31 Mar 2021, 08:50

Manga....

Kaze “maaamaaa pokvaLila nana tv” 🙈

“Pa kako”

Kad ona “seLijama”😂
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Re: Dječiji biseri

Post by edo_79 » 31 Mar 2021, 08:58

nida wrote: 31 Mar 2021, 08:50 Manga....

Kaze “maaamaaa pokvaLila nana tv” 🙈

“Pa kako”

Kad ona “seLijama”😂
Kaže buraz u mene sinu (malac ima 15 mjeseci) .... kaže hajd reci amidža .... kaže on ''edo'' ..... nije bolan Bilale tako .... kaži amidža ..... on opet ''edo'' ...... buraz već ljut kaže ..... slušaš li ti mene mater ti jbm .... okrenu se mali kaže .... ''meeeemoooooooooooooooj'' ... Ja sam malo umro od smijeha :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi :plavi
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