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by Zanki » 17 Sep 2020, 08:55
Nice try wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:52
Mutevelija wrote: ↑16 Sep 2020, 23:16
Nisam znao da su forumaši ovako nesretno skončali.
I kaže oženi se.
Ja kad bi bio kuhar ja bi ženi lagao da sam rudar
Čuj, nesretno skončali
jos se boji da ako je on kuhar mora uvijek spremat
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by Mutevelija » 17 Sep 2020, 08:56
Broji a ne boji.
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by Zanki » 17 Sep 2020, 08:56
Mutevelija wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:55
Nice try wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:52
Čuj, nesretno skončali
Nesretno cim nabrajaju vise is 10% poslova za koje priroda je preodredila zenu.
evo ga
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by Nice try » 17 Sep 2020, 08:56
Mutevelija wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:55
Nice try wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:52
Čuj, nesretno skončali
Nesretno cim nabrajaju vise is 10% poslova za koje priroda je preodredila zenu.
Smiješno mi je ono "skončali"
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by Odraz » 17 Sep 2020, 09:05
Zanki wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:46
Odraz wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 05:23
A sto je vama problem podici poklopac za sobom?
jer ruzno zgleda dignuti poklopac recimo na primjer
Ruzno izgleda a i opasno je i kad spustas poklopac pa te zvekne po ...
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by Mutevelija » 17 Sep 2020, 09:08
Nice try wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:56
Mutevelija wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:55
Nesretno cim nabrajaju vise is 10% poslova za koje priroda je preodredila zenu.
Smiješno mi je ono "skončali"
Pa ja sta su, ne vidim razlog danasnjeg braka ako zena ne obavlja poslove koji su joj dati prirodom.
Mozes ti biti u zajednici bez braka onda, a brak je tradicija, ako cemo biti tradicionalni budimo do kraja onda.
A ne djelicima.
Ljudi ako tako rade ne trebaju se ni zeniti, ro je onda veza a ne brak.
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by Zanki » 17 Sep 2020, 09:09
Odraz wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:05
Zanki wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 08:46
jer ruzno zgleda dignuti poklopac recimo na primjer
Ruzno izgleda a i opasno je i kad spustas poklopac pa te zvekne po ...
znaci korak po korak upute kako spustiti poklopac, ok morat cemo poraditi na tome
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by Mutevelija » 17 Sep 2020, 09:11
Ko je reko da se ikako daska mora spustati?
Odvrnes je i nema je nikako, nek samo poklopac ima, pa nek onda materi ode govorit spusti dasku
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by Odraz » 17 Sep 2020, 09:11
Zanki wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:09
Odraz wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:05
Ruzno izgleda a i opasno je i kad spustas poklopac pa te zvekne po ...
znaci korak po korak upute kako spustiti poklopac, ok morat cemo poraditi na tome
Ti kako hoces ali ja trazim zenu koja iza sebe podigne poklopac.
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by Zanki » 17 Sep 2020, 09:12
Odraz wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:11
Zanki wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:09
znaci korak po korak upute kako spustiti poklopac, ok morat cemo poraditi na tome
Ti kako hoces ali ja trazim zenu koja iza sebe podigne poklopac.
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by Mutevelija » 17 Sep 2020, 09:14
Nego treba pitat zenu namah znas li spremati, pa odes njozi iznese ti hranu probas, e tek onda kroz 5 godina brak zaruke to fazoni.
Cim ne zna mores u vezu sa njom, i izmisljat nijeee bitan braask , ma to su baaaanalonosti.
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by Odraz » 17 Sep 2020, 09:23
Mutevelija wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:14
Nego treba pitat zenu namah znas li spremati, pa odes njozi iznese ti hranu probas, e tek onda kroz 5 godina brak zaruke to fazoni.
Cim ne zna mores u vezu sa njom, i izmisljat nijeee bitan braask , ma to su baaaanalonosti.
Ocigledno si pocetnik u brakovima ... bolan to je strpljivo, nauce one sve i baklavu i hurmasice dok se ne ukorijene a onda im sve postane tesko i mrsko i jedan dan se probudis sa peglom u ruci a pive nema u frizideru ...
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by Mutevelija » 17 Sep 2020, 09:31
Odraz wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:23
Mutevelija wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:14
Nego treba pitat zenu namah znas li spremati, pa odes njozi iznese ti hranu probas, e tek onda kroz 5 godina brak zaruke to fazoni.
Cim ne zna mores u vezu sa njom, i izmisljat nijeee bitan braask , ma to su baaaanalonosti.
Ocigledno si pocetnik u brakovima ... bolan to je strpljivo, nauce one sve i baklavu i hurmasice dok se ne ukorijene a onda im sve postane tesko i mrsko i jedan dan se probudis sa peglom u ruci a pive nema u frizideru ...
Kosto kaze cajlakovic muski.
Ako hos da te zena voli zenski, postavi se muski.
Sami su muskarci krivi sto sebi dozvole "zarad kompromisa".
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by Krokodil Behko » 17 Sep 2020, 09:38
Oko wc šolje ne uriniram ni u najvećem mraku.
Ovi koji imaju problema s nišanjenjem, kako upošte pogode u krevetu i da li im žena namješta uvijek?
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by Odraz » 17 Sep 2020, 09:55
Krokodil Behko wrote: ↑17 Sep 2020, 09:38
Oko wc šolje ne uriniram ni u najvećem mraku.
Ovi koji imaju problema s nišanjenjem, kako upošte pogode u krevetu i da li im žena namješta uvijek?
Vidis to je interesantno, ja u mrklom mraku ubodem iz prve, a poslije jedva onolika vrata potrefim.
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