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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by Zagorka » 28 May 2020, 22:02

Duminjo wrote: 28 May 2020, 21:41 Kolko imate kila?
66, 200 (digitalna kurva :o )
Do ljeta se nadam 64.
A ljeto samo sto nije zakucalo :grana
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Post by Melek » 28 May 2020, 22:02

Zagorka wrote: 28 May 2020, 22:00
Melek wrote: 28 May 2020, 21:45 Brijete li intimne dijelove?
Brt otvaro si temu s ovim pitanjem. Haman si lagano opsjednut jel čupavo, nije li čupavo.
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Post by Melek » 28 May 2020, 22:04

Duži ili deblji?
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:04

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Mores li?
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Post by Zana » 28 May 2020, 23:05

Štae to?
Treba samo ić' prekoreda i govorit' "izvinjavam se"

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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:06

Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:05Štae to?
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Post by Zana » 28 May 2020, 23:07

Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:06
Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:05Štae to?
Pa pise bona

Vidim al ne kontam
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Nebitno
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:08

Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:07
Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:06

Pa pise bona

Vidim al ne kontam
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Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
Ravne ti guzice
Ja ne mogu
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:08

A i ledja me ufatila dok sam pokusavo
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:09

Jebom im tiktok mater na sta me nagovorise
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Post by tuzlak1212 » 28 May 2020, 23:09

greeneyes wrote: 28 May 2020, 22:01 Da, ali jedno je sigurno-udaranje zene nikad nije lose

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Post by Hannibal » 28 May 2020, 23:09

sacu i ja probat
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:10

Haj sine hani pa mi javi mores li,
Ako budam salovo plocu da te zovem
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Post by Zana » 28 May 2020, 23:11

Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:08
Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:07


Vidim al ne kontam
Ma haj
Nebitno
Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
Ravne ti guzice
Ja ne mogu
Guzovi mi ko u dzenifer lopez bublasti
Ne treba mi tik tok da to znam :pusi
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Post by Hannibal » 28 May 2020, 23:11

cekaj udje mi babo u sobu
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Post by Zana » 28 May 2020, 23:12

Hannibal wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:11 cekaj udje mi babo u sobu

:plavi
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Post by Fuddo » 28 May 2020, 23:13

Zannalee wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:11
Fuddo wrote: 28 May 2020, 23:08

Pa ako mores vako ruke preko guzova,
Ravne ti guzice
Ja ne mogu
Guzovi mi ko u dzenifer lopez bublasti
Ne treba mi tik tok da to znam :pusi
Znao sam da nemeres
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by greeneyes » 28 May 2020, 23:23

Ybt, ne mogu ni ja :sok kratke ruke, bezbeli :place
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by Hannibal » 28 May 2020, 23:31

ja sad probo, uletila mi mama u sobu, samo se okrenula i izasla, nije nista pitala
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Re: Muškarci pitaju žene odgovaraju ...

Post by greeneyes » 28 May 2020, 23:33

Sido, rodila si idiota :D.
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