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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 00:00

Ne




Jedes li pecenje u jablanici

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 20 Jan 2022, 00:04

Naravno. Kod gojka ko i prije 35 godina. Jesi setala pored postanskog u neumu? Tu sam proplivo na ona dva mola. I sandru poljubio. :djed
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 00:07

Jesam, naravno. Citavom obalom.



Haj sto sad Bosanci idu u Neum al sto ti onda u doba Juge.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 20 Jan 2022, 00:08

Pa mama mi radila u posti.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 20 Jan 2022, 00:09

Jedno od mjesta gdje sam isao. Gdje si isla i ides na more?
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 00:21

Zapravo rijetko idem na more. Isla sam u najbliza mjesta, Slano najvise, bila po jednom u Gracu, Drveniku, Zivogoscu i prije rata u Tucepima i Zaostrogu :D. Zadnje nekolike godine nigdje.
Ne podnosim voznju najbolje.




Sta radis na moru kad nisi u vodi

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by HAVANA » 20 Jan 2022, 00:30

Lezim, spavam, setam, odem u blato mazem se i vadim skoljke, cekam zorom ribare i pijem kafu, vozam se na motoru, kradem smokve, cumuram s komsijama, pijem po kaficima i svirkama, dernecim i tamburam kuci il kod komsija, obilazim obalu i sela autom, idem na izlete, popravljam po kuci, jebuckam se sa zenom, citam 24sata, zaljevam cvijece, deveram oko grozdja, rondam djeci dje su zaglavili do ta doba, kad prepijemo odemo na plazu s gitarama da ne smetamo komsiluku... Sta trebam radit?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 00:37

Eto to sto si nabrojao



Kad ces nauciti voziti brod

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by srculence7 » 20 Jan 2022, 01:26

Pa sad, verovatnoća za to je jako mala ali recimo 2032.godine

Imaš li problem da zaspiš kad promeniš krevet?
Ne diraj me ako se ne razumeš u mene, pokvarićeš nešto.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 20 Jan 2022, 08:15

Da, osim kad sam bas bas umoran

Gdje najcesce prespavas van svog doma?
Pobjeci sad od svega zelim

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 14:24

Kod sestara



Goviris li nedelja ili nedjelja

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Matan » 20 Jan 2022, 14:26

Nedelja izgleda..

Dje je zagondziija..sto nije na moru bio..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 14:41

Otisao danas na more




Je li Mato Djakovic Hrvat ili Srbin

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Matan » 20 Jan 2022, 14:43

j.... li ga, ne znam..

Zasto covjek sebi napravi ogranicenja..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 14:46

Zbog drugih




Znas li tecno citati cirilicu

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Matan » 20 Jan 2022, 14:47

Znam..

Radis li trbusnjake..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Maja » 20 Jan 2022, 14:50

Ma jok




Jesi li zadovoljan svojim (obiteljskim) doktorom

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Matan » 20 Jan 2022, 14:53

Ma, rijetko mu idem, samo kad bas moram..
svi su isti..

Jel volis setati sama..
Zasto konja tuces sine, kad i drugi cura ima..

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Belay Queen » 20 Jan 2022, 17:38

Ne volim,ljepse je u drustvu

Jesi ikad imao trovanje hranom?
Panta rei...

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post by Beni » 20 Jan 2022, 17:45

jesam

Jes se ikad preDrogao/la
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