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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Biba » 20 May 2015, 21:03

i ja bi stala vala...jedva dočekala...

Kad bi noc trajala 52 dana?
Počeo sam pušiti otkad su se moji snovi pretvorili u dim. :pusi

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by String » 20 May 2015, 21:05

Spalio vise od pola drzava na svijetu.

Kad bi vam ispao mobitel u wc skoljku
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Bla » 20 May 2015, 21:07

zaronio za njim

kad bi String spalio pola država?
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by sann » 20 May 2015, 21:34

Svakog vikenda mu dolazila u posjetu u Zenicu. :ooo

Vam dosli Jehovini svjedoci na vrata :grana
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Bla » 20 May 2015, 21:38

preveo ih na islam :D.

kad bi imali tenk?
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by rethna » 20 May 2015, 21:53

Prodao ciganiji u zeljezo

da te neko gurne s ledja?
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Bla » 20 May 2015, 21:56

pao, udario glavom o ivičnjak i vjerovatno umro

kad bi sad počela zima?
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Maja » 18 Jun 2015, 00:21

Uživala





Kad bi te neko sad gledao kroz prozor s vana.

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by rethna » 18 Jun 2015, 00:24

Ostao u istoj pozi

Neko pozvonio
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by greeneyes » 18 Jun 2015, 00:25

Izaš'o da vidim ko smeta u ove kasne sate.

Prosuli čašu vode na tastaturu?
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Bla » 24 Jun 2015, 00:39

isključio je, okrenuo naopako i uključio drugu

kad bi počeli da se raspadate :ooo
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Maja » 24 Jun 2015, 00:51

Pokupila se i otišla.





Da ti nestane cigara a narednih 8 sati ništa neće raditi.

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Bla » 24 Jun 2015, 00:55

uzeo pasoš i iselio se


kad bi znali sve unaprijed
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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Maja » 24 Jun 2015, 01:21

Sad se sjetih da ne pričamo.

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Čarobni » 30 Jul 2015, 01:10

Šutio k'o zaliven.

...kad bi našli ostavljeno novorođenče ispred svojih vrata?

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by navika » 30 Jul 2015, 01:13

Obeselila se :)

Kad bi vam uletio mis u kucu?

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Čarobni » 30 Jul 2015, 01:17

Prevrn'o sve dok ga ne nađem i pri tom ga vjerovatno lišio života.

...kad biste ugledali svoju dlaku u hrani koju ste upravo servirali gostu?

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by navika » 30 Jul 2015, 01:20

Stidno mu objasnila i zamijenila tanjur.

Kad bi vam gost koji je nasao dlaku u kolacu rekao to naglas pred 15 drugih gostiju? ( jednom sam ovom prisustovala)

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by Čarobni » 30 Jul 2015, 02:14

Uvjerio bih ga da je to njegova dlaka.

...kad bi vaš najbolji prijatelj tražio da mu budete žirant na 50 000KM(a zadovoljavate uslove)?

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Re: Šta biste radili kad bi........

Post by greeneyes » 30 Jul 2015, 09:52

Rek'o mu-ko s' ba ti? Prvi te put vidim u životu.

Kad bi vas ujela zmija neotrovnica?
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