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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by HAVANA » 29 Jun 2020, 21:26

Fuddo wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:14
HAVANA wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:10

Kad se vrati sirokih pogleda i sa sisatom crnkinjom. Mali mute frckavi se rodi :srce
Pun ko brod, ima da kupi sleper puhalica.
Bizi bolan,
Ja gledo slike kor jarana
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Jarane tamo sta kod hoda okolo i dise hoce da te pojede.
Usliko komarca, isti helikopter
More se sjest na ono da te provoza okolo.
Kaze, e ovaj ako te ujede, hatma ti je.
Jebo kongo.
Bolje mu da bude konobar
E sto bi ga ja popusio tamo. Pojo bi me. Mene, da je jedan na peljescu, samo mene jede mater jebo. 200 puta ce me ujest. Kad sam sladak. Medic. :srce
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by HAVANA » 29 Jun 2020, 21:27

Fuddo wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:25
Mutevelija wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:24 Samo krivo mi sto nemaju kalašnjikova gledao sam srpska vojska ima a nasa ima one američke M4A1.
Pa prijavi se u srpsku vojsku
Reci da se zoves Miki :D.
Milos. Od milja Miki.
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 29 Jun 2020, 21:27

Mutevelija wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:22 Ja cu ako me budu zajebavali zapucat ko ga jebe :plavi
Dobijes pusku al bez municije.

Bolje parmak zaduzi.
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mutevelija » 29 Jun 2020, 21:28

Ja zovem tamo u Banja Luku kasarnu reko jel to Oruzan snage BIH nije pogrijesio si, sam mislim mamu ti cetnicku sta glumis :oo
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mutevelija » 29 Jun 2020, 21:28

Mister No wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:27
Mutevelija wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:22 Ja cu ako me budu zajebavali zapucat ko ga jebe :plavi
Dobijes pusku al bez municije.

Bolje parmak zaduzi.
Bolje nego municiju bez metaka :oo
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by insomnia » 29 Jun 2020, 21:29

Reci da si sredjivo nesta tavan kad kandilo i ikona od djeda obrena ispadose iza grede
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 29 Jun 2020, 21:31

Ne znam jel im jos uvijek pisaju u kupus kad ga spremaju?
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by insomnia » 29 Jun 2020, 21:34

Vidi oni se smiju stvarno se vojnicima daje chloroquine
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by insomnia » 29 Jun 2020, 21:35

Mister No wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:31 Ne znam jel im jos uvijek pisaju u kupus kad ga spremaju?
Ma de ko da spremaju. Nema vise regruta
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mutevelija » 29 Jun 2020, 21:50

Jao trk 15 ,test izdrzljivosti a vi mene kefate kao da sma primljen danas.
Jos sa hernijom diska kojom sam imak, bas su sanse 1 na prema stotinu ali haj da cojk svasta proba inako iz znatizelje, mada sam vise volii biti policajac :oo
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Melek » 29 Jun 2020, 21:59

Ako te tamo skuže da forumaš, nećeš im moći nateći sklekova :kafa
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 29 Jun 2020, 22:12

Prica mi drug, vodio neku jedinicu, pa tek se nasa vojska formirala i jave da ce im doći Alija u smotru.
Ajde sredili ih, oprema i to, ali niko ne zna kako ce Alija pozdravit vojsku pa da oni otpozdrave.

I onda vjezbali dva dana ako Alija kaze merhaba, selam ili gospodo vojnici zdravo.
Kaze doso Alija izvrsio smotru stao ispred njih i veli:"Pozdrav domovini!"
Istom tajac.
Ukopali se onaj vice selam onaj merhaba, onaj zdravo niko da potrefi ono "Pozdrav". A sto se osramotismo.. :D.
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 30 Jun 2020, 13:45

Mutevelija wrote: 29 Jun 2020, 21:50 Jao trk 15 ,test izdrzljivosti a vi mene kefate kao da sma primljen danas.
Jos sa hernijom diska kojom sam imak, bas su sanse 1 na prema stotinu ali haj da cojk svasta proba inako iz znatizelje, mada sam vise volii biti policajac :oo
Plata ti je 750 KM sa uračunatim prevozom.
Šamaraćes 15 dana Dubrave, 15 dana kuca.

Ne treba ti za taj poso ni disk ni valjak ni bilo kakvo geometrijsko tijelo.
Imate spavaone 3-4 vojnika i solidnu hranu, ali ako si na Dubravama.
Kad vas posalju izvan Dubrava da strazarite, onda se pasteta danima jede a ni ostali uslovi nisu bas čemu.
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Yenna » 30 Jun 2020, 13:55

Ne morališi ga više molim te ...



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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 30 Jun 2020, 14:03

Yenna wrote: 30 Jun 2020, 13:55 Ne morališi ga više molim te ...



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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Yenna » 30 Jun 2020, 14:07

Pa znam zato kažem, ne diraj ga reci da je 2000KM plata :trac
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Salko » 30 Jun 2020, 14:09

i benificirani radni staž
radiš godinu dobiješ dvije
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 30 Jun 2020, 14:12

Radis godinu dobijes 4.

Oj, zamalo bolje nego u Opel servisu. :D.
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Yenna » 30 Jun 2020, 14:13

Dobar je topli, ima tLinesta plata i regres... :D
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Re: Vojska BiH

Post by Mister No » 30 Jun 2020, 14:19

Tlinesta plata u municiji se dobije. :D.
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