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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by uvijek_kontra » 12 May 2020, 22:12

Izdrzi! :srce
Idemo anđele, jos samo malo..

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 22:15

Previse ste kriticni prema sebi.
Sad fino stanite pred ogledalo i recite svom odrazu: "Volim te! Volim te sto si takav kakav jesi! Da je tehniĆki moguce, ozenio bih te."
Onda poljubite jagodicu kaziprsta i metnite na usne na ogledalu.

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Socrates » 12 May 2020, 22:17

Nisam ja gay da sam sebe ženim.
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Melek » 12 May 2020, 22:17

Ramazan je, molim lijepo :kafa
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by medvjed23 » 12 May 2020, 22:18

onda ću poljubiti taj isti prst :(
too dark for finding my ground.. and trees.. shiver and sway..

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 22:22

medvjed23 wrote: 12 May 2020, 22:18 onda ću poljubiti taj isti prst :(
Vidis, u pravu si. Kad stavis prst na usne na ogledalu, onda i tvoj odraz ljubi taj isti prst.
Moram smisliti nesto drugo :ovaj

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by medvjed23 » 12 May 2020, 22:23

usne na usne (u ogledalu), nema druge
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Zizi » 12 May 2020, 22:26

Možeš medo poljubiti i dlan, pa ga staviti na srce. To je još snažnije.

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by medvjed23 » 12 May 2020, 22:27

ja stavim na čelo, jer ja sam svoj mozak i tu trebam usmjeriti samopoljupce.. srce je samo pumpa..
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Zizi » 12 May 2020, 22:29

medvjed23 wrote: 12 May 2020, 22:27 ja stavim na čelo, jer ja sam svoj mozak i tu trebam usmjeriti samopoljupce.. srce je samo pumpa..
Igraj se malo i sa srcem, zagrij ga 😊

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by medvjed23 » 12 May 2020, 22:30

evo, uzimam upaljač..
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Zizi » 12 May 2020, 22:32

dlanom...

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Socrates » 12 May 2020, 22:34

Ako imate coronu, ne ljubite sami sebe. Zarazicete se.
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Re: Poruka sebi

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 22:49

medvjed23 wrote: 12 May 2020, 22:23 usne na usne (u ogledalu), nema druge
Ma to je nekako gej.

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by medvjed23 » 12 May 2020, 22:49

nisu ljudi džaba izmislili izraz: no homo
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Zana » 12 May 2020, 23:03

Maja wrote: 12 May 2020, 22:15 Previse ste kriticni prema sebi.
Sad fino stanite pred ogledalo i recite svom odrazu: "Volim te! Volim te sto si takav kakav jesi! Da je tehniĆki moguce, ozenio bih te."
Onda poljubite jagodicu kaziprsta i metnite na usne na ogledalu.

Bjež, sjetih se...spavala ja kod prijateljice. Budi me njen glas ujutro. Otvorim oči, ona sjedi na krevetu, gleda se u malo ogledalo i govori " Ma ti si naaaajljepša" . Pročitala u nekom ženskom časopisu da tako treba :valja
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by MrH » 12 May 2020, 23:05

Maja wrote: 12 May 2020, 22:15 Previse ste kriticni prema sebi.
Sad fino stanite pred ogledalo i recite svom odrazu: "Volim te! Volim te sto si takav kakav jesi! Da je tehniĆki moguce, ozenio bih te."
Onda poljubite jagodicu kaziprsta i metnite na usne na ogledalu.
Odraz brt blago tebi :ha
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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by Maja » 12 May 2020, 23:08

A sve mi se ko cini da je odraz hrvatska rijec.
Ima li neka nasa.

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Re: Poruka sebi

Post by MrH » 12 May 2020, 23:09

Odraz pri skoku ili u ogledalu? :zv
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