Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by toxic » 15 Aug 2018, 16:36

Kad lupis glavom od viseci kuhinjski element jer zaboravis da je otvoren. :grana
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Čupava » 15 Aug 2018, 17:01

Jesam li vec rekla..usisivacem kad se puknes u zglob noge.. :grana

Takoder svi prsti stradaju od pragove...:rol
To mi se vrlo cesto desi u Bosni, posebno starijim kucama... Ne volim pragove, ...sreca da ih nemam kod sebe.. Davno bih ostala bez nogu.. :D.
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Post by Podrinjac » 15 Aug 2018, 17:13

Ima ... kad te lopta potegne u jaja.
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Krokodil Behko » 15 Aug 2018, 17:59

toxic wrote: ↑15 Aug 2018, 16:36 Kad lupis glavom od viseci kuhinjski element jer zaboravis da je otvoren. :grana

Uhhhh, užas. Iskusio sam to par puta i čisto sam imao osjećaj da sam probio glavu :pst
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Hannibal » 18 Aug 2018, 18:30

ja sam jednom udario glavom u bojler, jednom sam i u rog od kuce to me bas zaboljelo
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Podrinjac » 18 Aug 2018, 20:12

Hannibal wrote: ↑18 Aug 2018, 18:30 ja sam jednom udario glavom u bojler, jednom sam i u rog od kuce to me bas zaboljelo
Da ti je bosanska ne bi te zaboljela.
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Hurija » 18 Aug 2018, 20:49

:D Kazu biće ti nešto drago kad de lupiš u lakat
Ostalo je cutanje.
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Rum » 18 Aug 2018, 20:51

Hurija wrote: ↑18 Aug 2018, 20:49 :D Kazu biće ti nešto drago kad de lupiš u lakat
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Hurija » 18 Aug 2018, 20:53

:D Jel u lakat
Ostalo je cutanje.
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Rum » 18 Aug 2018, 20:54

Hurija wrote: ↑18 Aug 2018, 20:53 :D Jel u lakat
pa drag sam ti
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Rum » 18 Aug 2018, 21:30

Hurija wrote: ↑18 Aug 2018, 20:53 :D Jel u lakat
Rekli su mi ono ća su tili, virova san stariji su bili,
Rekli su mi ono ća su tili, virova san stariji su bili...
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Krokodil Behko » 23 Apr 2019, 18:06

Upravo spucao nogom u prag i imam osjećaj da dsam polomio sve kosti do vrata :place
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Rum » 23 Apr 2019, 18:09

Jesil to namjerno uradio samo da dign3s temu
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Zagorka » 23 Apr 2019, 18:51

Krokodil Behko wrote: ↑23 Apr 2019, 18:06 Upravo spucao nogom u prag i imam osjećaj da dsam polomio sve kosti do vrata :place

De uslikaj nogu ako pocrni. :oo
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by uvijek_kontra » 25 Apr 2019, 01:37

Lopta za kosarku direkt u nos.
Sve i da hoces, ne moze bez suza. :hihi
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by DocSportello » 25 Apr 2019, 03:29

Ima gore od goreg vazda.
Jebenije je kad pilota od drveta uleti u oko pa danima zulja unutra a ne mozes joj ništa :(
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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Mutevelija » 25 Apr 2019, 06:35

Ima kad se posijeces pa ono nit otkinut nit ce zamladit dio koze npr na prstu
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
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Quedó herido y sin perdón
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Como piedra endureció

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Re: Imal ista gore...kad udaris laktom ili prstom malim od cosak

Post by Mutevelija » 25 Apr 2019, 06:37

Il kad zanokticu zubima pa otcijepi
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
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Como piedra endureció

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