Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by rethna » 18 Oct 2017, 17:35

Nisam danas, a nisam ni zajeb'o..ali sinoc neke kolace jeo i hocu ostatak da vratim u frizider, ali se nesto zamislio i zablesio i uletim u kupatilo s tacnom..i stao tako par sekundi buljim, gledam, ne znam ni otkud mene tu i nije mi jasno gdje je frizider nestao :lupa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Maja » 19 Oct 2017, 00:39

Kad imam puno peglati donesem sto u dnevni i tu peglam uz muziku. I tako na TV upalim na mix starih hitova Crvene jabuke...sama kod kuće,
Dođe komšija, tatin drugar :oo Sjedio on sat vremena nasuprot TV-u a ja peglala i pričali. Kad je otišao i kad je mix završio, pođem da upalim nešto drugo i tek onda skužim da je cijelo vrijeme komšija gledao u

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Femea » 20 Oct 2017, 19:22

Požurila da potrpam veš u mašinu a nije ga bilo puno, tražim još neke sitnice i kontam mogu i potkošulju sa sebe.Skinem je do struka i obučem drugu. Gledajući okolo šta još da pokupim, osta ona potkošulja srolana na meni do maloprije :D. Mašina naravno završila pranje :lupa
Prestala sam da se opterećujem moranjima i očekivanjima, bilo čijim, pa i svojim.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Chloe » 21 Oct 2017, 00:04

Napravila "poplavu" zalijevajući cvijeće ... u žurbi, frci, strci, telefon mi je bio dva sata u rukama, valjda sam prilkom razgovora zalila nesvjesno cvijeće pa sam se kasnije zavratila i joș jednom ... :lupa kad sam nakon nekog vremena pogledala voda niz komode kaplje ... :hihi
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by spacebound » 02 Nov 2017, 15:01

:123 ocistila karfiol, odvojila glavice, zagrijala ulje, pripremila brasno i jaja i krenula s pohovanjem.Tek nakon 6, 7 primijetim da nesto nije ok.Hajd uvaljam jos jedan i bacim na ulje kad mi sinu - Glupaco jedna, moras ga prvo skuhat :lupa :bije Bacim onaj karfiol, ostatak ubacim u serpu.Evo tek sad se hladi :123

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 03 Nov 2017, 21:51

ne kontam u čemu je greška :hm
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by rethna » 03 Nov 2017, 22:04

Sto uopste priprema karfiol :cudi
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by gospođa Brams » 08 Nov 2017, 23:41

Prekuhala sam rizu :place
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 08 Nov 2017, 23:44

jesil' barem u mlijeku :gladan
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Chloe » 09 Nov 2017, 03:25

Opet zaspala prerano. Još ranije ustala. :(
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mala_Mu » 15 Nov 2017, 16:34

Razbila displej..
Pa drugi aaa
Ovaj stari koristila dok onaj ne popravim

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 15 Nov 2017, 16:35

nista mala kad budes kupovala mob gledaj samo koliko je otporan na padove, ostalo nebitno
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mala_Mu » 15 Nov 2017, 16:42

Ma za mene je samo Nokia 3310

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by damir5 » 15 Nov 2017, 16:42

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 15 Nov 2017, 16:43

al sa futrolom aaa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

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slancom :ooo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 23 Nov 2017, 11:31

napravim doručak i kafu kao što i svako jutro radim već decenijama
i udario ja po onoj kafi a nekakav mi čudan ukus, al' se nešto zanio pa i ne kontam u čemu je fazon dok nisam drugu zapalio :pusi
i onda mi pade pogled na doručak koji nisam ni pipnuo :ccc
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Nice try » 23 Nov 2017, 12:52

:hm Još ništa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by spacebound » 23 Nov 2017, 12:55

Bla wrote: 03 Nov 2017, 21:51 ne kontam u čemu je greška :hm
ovo sam tek sad vidjela.Pa karfiol se mora skuhati pa tek onda se moze pohovat, a ja, pogub, odmah krenula pohovat, onako sirov :lupa

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 23 Nov 2017, 13:00

ma hajde ba, karfiol ko karfiol :lupa
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