Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 21 Jun 2017, 18:32

konačno da nešto interesantno pročitam danas. :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by toxic » 21 Jun 2017, 18:40

Soc kasno mi se lampica upalila :oo
Ovako, jos moram da platim za staklo :lupa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 21 Jun 2017, 18:42

znaci i u kanadi se ceka po pet sati u bolnici
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mutevelija » 21 Jun 2017, 18:44

Counter top vam je djeco inače viseća :hihi
Pet sati djevojka čekala u Kanadi eto ti Socrate kod nas bi mogla proći brže.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by toxic » 21 Jun 2017, 18:44

Hannibal wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 18:42 znaci i u kanadi se ceka po pet sati u bolnici
Osim ako si priority :D
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 21 Jun 2017, 18:45

drago mi je sto nije tako samo ovdje
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mutevelija » 21 Jun 2017, 18:46

Kod nas bi bila priority 100% samo da is pokazala pasoš ili neku milku na šalteru :hihi sa desetak km.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by toxic » 21 Jun 2017, 18:47

Mutevelija wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 18:44 Counter top vam je djeco inače viseća :hihi
Pet sati djevojka čekala u Kanadi eto ti Socrate kod nas bi mogla proći brže.
Ma nije viseca, nego radna povrsina, ona ploca na kuhinji.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Username » 21 Jun 2017, 18:48

toxic wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 18:29 Nisam danas, al jesam juce.
Sve je pocelo od mleka koje sam prosula, zalupivsi vrata od frizidera.
Naravno, seansa ciscenja i moram da povadim one staklene police. Jedna mi ispala, razbila se, milion sitnih komadica stakla.
Aj' uzmem i to cisti, usisavaj, ribaj, trpam u vrecu za smece, i hajd da poduplam uzimam drugu i da je 'istresem' da se otvori odvalim rukom od counter top u kuhinji. Mali prst i onaj do njega bole, poplaveli, nateklo ... uzas, kontam polomila. Nakon 5 sati cekanja u bolnici kazu nisam polomila, samo da stavljam led narednih par dana :lupa Ajd dobro, vratim se kuci, gladna, i na brzaka da ubacim u rernu nesto da se ispece i sprzim opet tu istu ruku :valja

Definitivno, jedan od onih dana kad se ne treba izvlaciti iz kreveta.
Pa sto si izlazila iz kreveta?

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by toxic » 21 Jun 2017, 18:53

Izazivam sudbinu :oo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Mutevelija » 21 Jun 2017, 18:57

toxic wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 18:47
Mutevelija wrote: 21 Jun 2017, 18:44 Counter top vam je djeco inače viseća :hihi
Pet sati djevojka čekala u Kanadi eto ti Socrate kod nas bi mogla proći brže.
Ma nije viseca, nego radna povrsina, ona ploca na kuhinji.
Aha radna ploča :p
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Y te dejó con el alma
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Čupava » 23 Jun 2017, 15:51

Jedan termin upišem u 14h.. :rol i cekam cekam... I kad dosadilo čekati telefoniram osobi.. Kaze ne nije u 14h nego u 16h... Posle bolje pogledam vidim da sam prepravljala... :aaa
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 23 Jun 2017, 18:16

ipak sam se odlucio i zajebo onog hrvata i nije mi zao. hvala pasagi sto me ubijedio u ovo
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by damir5 » 23 Jun 2017, 18:21

Štošta :(
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Nice try » 24 Jun 2017, 08:04

damir5 wrote: 23 Jun 2017, 18:21Štošta :(
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Ja,još ništa do sad,ali pošto je predudarni dan imam još šanse :zubi
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Julia-Klara » 05 Jul 2017, 19:23

ispade mi oklagija iz ruku i razbi staklo na el.sporetu :grana
Sad gledala cijenu posto cu vjerovatno morati kupiti novu 0 najjeftinija od Gorenja 200 eura :lupa

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Bla » 05 Jul 2017, 19:27

pa kakva ti je to oklagija, jel' od šine? :D.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Julia-Klara » 05 Jul 2017, 19:32

m ajok, drvena, kratka, susila se tu pored, ali ono staklo osjetljivo, touch shit :zid
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Hannibal » 05 Jul 2017, 19:41

i ovdje su tako otprilike
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Julia-Klara » 05 Jul 2017, 19:52

Samo da onaj alarm ne pocne opet pistat :grana Ako ne bude pist'o necu ni govorit nista sve dok ne krenem iz stana, pa neka odbiju od kaucije.
Ako budem imala problema s kuhanjem onda cu morati kupiti :cudi
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