Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Matan » 11 Apr 2022, 22:16

gospođa Brams wrote: 10 Apr 2022, 11:55 Tako sam se udarila u kvaku od vrata da sam se skoro onesvijestila od boli. Nemam pojma kako sam to uspjela, al zdjelicnom kosti sam udarila tocno u cosak metalne kvake. Vidjela sam sve zvijezde. Vidim da sam i probila kozu a formira se i lijepa masnica
Kako si to uspjela..
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by bagra » 11 Apr 2022, 22:57

jel i ti retoricki :o

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Skin » 11 Apr 2022, 22:57

pola dana sam trazila zrno bibera, da ga beba ne nadje i ne pojede :lupa

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Shadow » 11 Apr 2022, 23:11

Hehe :srce
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Šabović Adis » 11 Apr 2022, 23:17

Čemu to? Samo sačekaš da počne plakat i odmah znaš gdje je zrno. :valja
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Zizi » 12 Apr 2022, 01:38

:D.

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Zanki » 12 Apr 2022, 01:42

slomila zamalo lakat
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Post by Shadow » 13 Apr 2022, 21:00

Kosulju :haha
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by HAVANA » 13 Apr 2022, 21:00

Zeludac
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by bagra » 14 Apr 2022, 12:42

direktora

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Shadow » 15 Apr 2022, 14:06

Pravim spisak.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by gospođa Brams » 22 Apr 2022, 09:04

Nasminkala sam se za posao nakon brat bratu bar godinu dana, i sad me nesto zasvrbilo i momacki protrljala oci bez razmisljanja, sve razmrljala
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by gospođa Brams » 26 Apr 2022, 09:00

Jucer smo slucajno ukrali vrecu krompira u Kauflandu
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Šabović Adis » 26 Apr 2022, 09:41

Nema veze ako je samo jedna, jedna ko nijedna.
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by ironman » 26 Apr 2022, 14:56

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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by spacebound » 26 Apr 2022, 14:57

gospođa Brams wrote: 26 Apr 2022, 09:00 Jucer smo slucajno ukrali vrecu krompira u Kauflandu
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by Dori » 27 Apr 2022, 08:41

Skin wrote: 11 Apr 2022, 22:57 pola dana sam trazila zrno bibera, da ga beba ne nadje i ne pojede :lupa
Hej sto me nasmija :D. A ako ga iko nadje, beba će :D.

Ja nisam danas, već jučer…..
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by insomnia » 27 Apr 2022, 08:58

Dori wrote: 27 Apr 2022, 08:41
Skin wrote: 11 Apr 2022, 22:57 pola dana sam trazila zrno bibera, da ga beba ne nadje i ne pojede :lupa
Hej sto me nasmija :D. A ako ga iko nadje, beba će :D.

Ja nisam danas, već jučer…..
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Re: Što ste danas za*ebali???

Post by insomnia » 27 Apr 2022, 09:00

spacebound wrote: 26 Apr 2022, 14:57
gospođa Brams wrote: 26 Apr 2022, 09:00 Jucer smo slucajno ukrali vrecu krompira u Kauflandu
:haha
Ja sam tako odjecu za djete. Zakacio na kolica i potpuno zaboravio. Jos imala one zujalice na sebi. Nisu se ni oglasile. 😂
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