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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Sutra pravim zeljanicu, ti si kriva Noro. Kad je budem nosila na kukovima, sjeticu te se.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
A Turčin na godišnjem. Oj
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Albanke kad znaju kuhati, niko im nije ravan.
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It's a good day to be, a good day for me
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My sisters and my brothers, they see 'em like no other
All my favorite colors.
Love is a drug and everyone's a junkie.
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My sisters and my brothers, they see 'em like no other
All my favorite colors.
Love is a drug and everyone's a junkie.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
joj naidem ti ja slucajno prije par godina u jednom africkom restoranu,
afrikanka poredala findzane i uprzava kafu sa sisom na malom resou sa gasom,
to im je atrakcija u sklopu deserta, serviraju gostima nakon vecere mango sladoled i kafu u filzanima sa kardamom
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Te tamo gdje zenis cijelu familiju do devetog koljena me ne zanimaju da su zlatne..Lavlje_srce wrote: ↑18 Dec 2020, 22:46Albanke kad znaju kuhati, niko im nije ravan.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Moja prijateljica bila u vezi sa momkom koji je porijeklom iz Albanije. Dedo mu se nekad doselio u Sarajevo. I nekako su oni otišli malo kod njegove rodbine tamo. Priča ona meni, kaže one mlade cure samo stoje. Nema kad dođu gosti da sjedu. Pa reko stoje sve vrijeme? Aha, dok god su gosti tu, one stoje. I kad su se vratili on joj rekao:
- Odveo sam te da vidiš kako očekujem da se ponašaš kad se vjenčamo.
Kaže ja sam ga momentalno ostavila, pa nek mu mater dvori nad glavom povazdan.
Pametnica.
- Odveo sam te da vidiš kako očekujem da se ponašaš kad se vjenčamo.
Kaže ja sam ga momentalno ostavila, pa nek mu mater dvori nad glavom povazdan.
Pametnica.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Spejsa online nešta će bit, nešta se muti, nešta se opasno iza brda valja
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Nije ni bosna sto je nekad bila.
It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Je idealna kako da ne,ako imas 86g pa se ne mozes spavat od 4h ujutro,mene da probudi u pola pet cvrkajuc tepsijama u 5,05h bi kod svoji kafu pravila
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
pih,,
isplatilo se ono donosenje oklagija iz Bosne mogu se jos x puta udati
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Pricajte vi sta hocete, Albanci su zeznuti (i zene i muskarci), dostojanstveni, otresiti, ponosni. Sasvim drugaciji od balkanskih plemena. Meni se svidjaju (sta ima veze malo stajati ).
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It's a good day to be, a good day for me
A good day to see my favorite colors, colors
My sisters and my brothers, they see 'em like no other
All my favorite colors.
Love is a drug and everyone's a junkie.
It's a good day to be, a good day for me
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Pa.jedan od atributa.
Ima tu cijeli set da se ispuni. Da bude idealna.
Jedan je da stoji pred gostima .
It's a morbid observation, but if every one on earth just stopped breathing for an hour, the greenhouse effect would no longer be a problem.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
jelii, a sto se smijes, ni sam ne vjerujes sta si napisa hehehe
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Eeee od danas do sutra ti je to moja MundZi, od danas do sutra.
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Re: Je li ovo idealna supruga?
Kako nije glaj Nore
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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