ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Zagorka » 26 Dec 2016, 22:16

U sheve rodilo bona bona sta ja znam bascu u tebe :oo
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Post by Sheval » 26 Dec 2016, 22:54

Mrkve mi kao kukuruz :plavi
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Post by Zagorka » 26 Dec 2016, 22:55

A kukuruz mu skoro ko......gluho bilo.... :D.
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Post by Mutevelija » 26 Dec 2016, 22:55

Koja ironija kurc na njemačkom je kratko :zubi
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Zagorka » 26 Dec 2016, 22:56

Plaho mute oko kurca zna. Bude li znao mindju na svapskom, e'o vugla :zubi
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Post by Pametnica » 26 Dec 2016, 22:58

Zagorka wrote:Plaho mute oko kurca zna. Bude li znao mindju na svapskom, e'o vugla :zubi
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Post by rethna » 26 Dec 2016, 22:59

Zato sto su strace :oo
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Post by Sheval » 26 Dec 2016, 23:00

Nase svabe znaju da u Njemackoj postoji robna kuca Kurtz.
E...cesto sam bio u Kurtzu :pusi
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Post by Mutevelija » 26 Dec 2016, 23:01

Zagorka wrote:Plaho mute oko kurca zna. Bude li znao mindju na svapskom, e'o vugla :zubi
piše se kurz :p a vagina je vazda vagina :DD
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Post by dr laganini » 26 Dec 2016, 23:02

..kad je ono pri jegodinu dvi tri bio onaj političar u hr austrijski a veliki naslov:jadranka kosor primila kurca..il vesn pusić.. :hihi
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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by String » 06 Nov 2017, 20:49

Da vibriraju muske zivce.
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Post by Podrinjac » 06 Nov 2017, 21:45

Valjda da guraju u rupu.
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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Black woman » 06 Feb 2018, 18:22

ja ga ne kupujem, meni ih se poklanja
a ja ih uredno sadim u pitare sa cvijećem :plavi :plavi umjesto štapa imaju njega i to u bojama :plavi :plavi :plavi
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Post by Mutevelija » 06 Feb 2018, 18:57

Da sade luk
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 06 Feb 2018, 18:59

Kad sam svratio u sexy shop, negdje prije nekoliko mjeseci (vezano za neki fazon kojim sam htio šokirati jednu damu :oo ) , primjetio sam da je na policama, skoro pa 3/4 ponude sve sami vibratori :hm
A žene sve kažu, kako ko fol ne idu u sexy shopove :ha
Pa kome je onda onolika ponuda? Nije ta trgovina u nekom selu, pa da kažemo kako seljak nije znao da naruči potrebnu robu, nego je na sred srede jebenog SA :d
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Post by Čupava » 06 Feb 2018, 19:00

Kako se osjećate u sex shopu, kad sretnete poznanika/ poznanicu? :D.
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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Hannibal » 06 Feb 2018, 19:01

ja nisam nikad uso
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Post by Čupava » 06 Feb 2018, 19:02

Hannibal wrote: ↑06 Feb 2018, 19:01 ja nisam nikad uso
Pa uđi, ... punoljetan si??
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Post by Hannibal » 06 Feb 2018, 19:02

jesam al me strah
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Re: ZASTO ZENE KUPUJU VIBRATORE?

Post by Mutevelija » 06 Feb 2018, 19:03

Žene najviše traže bičEve kakvi vibratori
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
Hecha pedazos
Tú corazón
Quedó herido y sin perdón
Ya no sabe como amar
Como piedra endureció

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