Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Fuddo » 07 Aug 2020, 18:41

HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:34 Sad malo prosirite. Keramicar u krevetu, automehanicar u krevetu, drvosjeca u krevetu...
Mesar u krevetu...
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Melek » 07 Aug 2020, 18:43

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

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Cudi me da ovaj proslavljeni zagondjija i umjetnik nije dobio temu.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Koteljubi_kadnisamtu » 07 Aug 2020, 18:50

Koraci_u_noci wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:38 Sto si stariji majstor, vece su sanse da te neki segrt izgura
al majstori znaju finese, a segrti bas i ne :oo
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 07 Aug 2020, 19:17

Koraci_u_noci wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:38 Sto si stariji majstor, vece su sanse da te neki segrt izgura
Ta ce segrt, sjeba i navoj i sve.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 07 Aug 2020, 19:18

Fuddo wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:05 Cim ti moras cunu 12 puta otrest da ga okapas kad pisas,
Rodjo, sto si majstoriso majstorisosi.
Pristavi sebi kamilice i ne budalesi.
U pivi je spas. :djed
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 07 Aug 2020, 19:19

Jebo te kamilica, cuj kamilica. Nisam bolestan.
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Koraci_u_noci » 07 Aug 2020, 19:21

HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:17
Koraci_u_noci wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:38 Sto si stariji majstor, vece su sanse da te neki segrt izgura
Ta ce segrt, sjeba i navoj i sve.
Vazno je samo da sa tvojom ne priprema ispit za majstora :oo
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Mutevelija » 07 Aug 2020, 19:58

HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:18
Fuddo wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:05 Cim ti moras cunu 12 puta otrest da ga okapas kad pisas,
Rodjo, sto si majstoriso majstorisosi.
Pristavi sebi kamilice i ne budalesi.
U pivi je spas. :djed
Jes pa stomak bude veci od cune :oo
Pero la suerte se ensañó contigo
Y te dejó con el alma
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 07 Aug 2020, 20:46

Mutevelija wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:58
HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:18

U pivi je spas. :djed
Jes pa stomak bude veci od cune :oo
Ja sad gledo, vidim cunu fino. :cudi Mjera u svemu je najvaznija. Necu svaki dan pit, nisam pobudalio. Malo pijes pa malo pazis hranu, treniras, pa pijes... Laganini. :ooo Evo sad ne pazim, pijem, jedem, dobicu 5 kila ko da gledam. Oooj. :123 Bice :ahhh
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Taare » 07 Aug 2020, 20:52

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Mutevelija » 07 Aug 2020, 20:55

HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 20:46
Mutevelija wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:58

Jes pa stomak bude veci od cune :oo
Ja sad gledo, vidim cunu fino. :cudi Mjera u svemu je najvaznija. Necu svaki dan pit, nisam pobudalio. Malo pijes pa malo pazis hranu, treniras, pa pijes... Laganini. :ooo Evo sad ne pazim, pijem, jedem, dobicu 5 kila ko da gledam. Oooj. :123 Bice :ahhh
Treba vise ziogu nego piti
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by insomnia » 07 Aug 2020, 21:01

Fuddo wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:41
HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:34 Sad malo prosirite. Keramicar u krevetu, automehanicar u krevetu, drvosjeca u krevetu...
Mesar u krevetu...
:D.
Šnajder. Kae izvrnu mi pičku ko šnajder nogavicu
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by insomnia » 07 Aug 2020, 21:01

HAVANA wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 19:17
Koraci_u_noci wrote: 07 Aug 2020, 18:38 Sto si stariji majstor, vece su sanse da te neki segrt izgura
Ta ce segrt, sjeba i navoj i sve.
😂😂😂
Iskustvo mi je pomoglo da u sebi nađem balans
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Melek » 07 Aug 2020, 23:09

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by HAVANA » 08 Aug 2020, 01:20

Joooj, da mi je donkreveta doc
Nije skupo na moru, skupo je na obali.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Nice try » 08 Aug 2020, 09:42

Godine jeste jednako iskustvo, tako da imaju veze s tim.
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Hurija » 08 Aug 2020, 14:36

Jesu li majstori saprali "Halat"😄
Ostalo je cutanje.

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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by Krokodil Behko » 08 Aug 2020, 19:06

Hurija wrote: 08 Aug 2020, 14:36 Jesu li majstori saprali "Halat"😄

Jesmo, ruke se moraju prati zbog korone :djed
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Re: Majstor u krevetu- imaju li godine veze s tim?

Post by spacebound » 08 Aug 2020, 19:08

Talenat + iskustvo daju majstora. Ako jedno fali :jok

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