Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 29 Nov 2011, 11:32

Cak Noris,moze formirati vijece ministara :cvike
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 03 Dec 2011, 21:26

cak noris jede Majine Husarske kolacice napravljene sutra
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 03 Dec 2011, 21:44

:plavi blento dobar :respekt Chaki uspio napraviti Majine lokume sa margarinom tope se mehki ko dusa :plavi
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by alma75 » 05 Dec 2011, 00:53

Čak Noris prodaje čokolade po forumu

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 05 Dec 2011, 01:09

Cak Noris zna,zasto se Ana Karenjina,bacila pod voz :D.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 11 Dec 2011, 17:33

Cak Noris,naucio silence da potkuha hljeb :D.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Rum » 11 Dec 2011, 17:39

Chaki vidio Majin oziljak na peti :D
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 17 Dec 2011, 00:51

- Šta ne može ni CHUCK NORRIS?
- Uvesti BiH u EU.
Kada je živ onda je visok, a kada je mrtav onda je dugačak

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 06 Jan 2012, 22:12

Cak Noris, moze odvesti nase fudbalere
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 08 Jan 2012, 15:44

- Chuck Norris je progledao na slijepo crijevo.
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by blento59 » 21 Jan 2012, 21:21

Chuck Norris trenuitno skida film sa Megaupload-a
Kada je živ onda je visok, a kada je mrtav onda je dugačak

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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Zagorka » 21 Jan 2012, 22:22

Cak Noris zna pravi broj centimetara Behkove qite :plavi
Cak Noris ce uspjeti Majin paket donijeti do Behka :bla
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 21 Jan 2012, 22:27

Cak Noris, vec zna, sta cu ja uciniti Madam jednog dana :andjeo
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Zagorka » 21 Jan 2012, 22:29

Cak noris zna uzeti gumicu i obrisati taj dan :ble
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 21 Jan 2012, 22:30

Cak ni Noris ne zna izac na kraj sa Madam :lopta
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Zagorka » 21 Jan 2012, 22:34

Kao ni Behko :ble
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by String » 22 Jan 2012, 10:23

Halo, Chuck Norris ovdje, sta ovo pisete ovuda o meni? :zao
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by Krokodil Behko » 22 Jan 2012, 10:30

Cak Noris, naybolye zna da tepa sa Weom i ipsilonom
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by vučica » 22 Jan 2012, 12:39

što radi cuhck norris kad ide spavat????
pogleda dal je string ispod kreveta ......zan nedaj bože :haha
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Re: Vicevi o Čak Norisu.. al nasi :-)

Post by String » 22 Jan 2012, 12:43

Chuck Norris se zapalio pred zgradom predsjednistva ali nije mogao izgoriti :oo
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