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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

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Uglavnom ne.

Jedeš li ove " vještačke" hljebove u kojima je najmanje brašna?
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Jedem.


Ako imas propusten poziv nememorisanog broja, hoces li telefonirati da vidis ko je?
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jašta ću :ccc


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Znam.

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Joook .... :tuzna

Šta te najviše može iziritrat kod sugovornika?
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Upadanje u rijec...

Sta je za rucak?
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Moo - Saka

kolko vagas ?
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Sta te briga

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Poneku. :D


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Imam nekih 7-8 komada .. stari se ... :)

trpim svašta

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Da :zubi

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da, samo na debile


kolko si visoka ???
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k'o mankenka ... :zubi

kako definiraš debile?
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ides preko pjesasckog tebi zeleno on u autu ne stane - debil
parkira se na sred ceste da ode do bankomata - Debil

Znas o cemu pricam
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Znam

a šta veliš na vozača koji stane na zeleno, dok iza svi sviraju i a on pita šta im je? :sok :valja ( doživjela ja sam kolegom :valja )
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Debil koji ne prati saobracajne znakove sem ako je puna raskrsnica, onda nek je stao na zeleno.

Sta tebe narvira u saobracaju ?
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Policija kad mi piše kaznu :D

Koliko si puta ostao/la bez vozačke dozvole?
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nijednom

kolko si kazni do sad platio/la
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sedam

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

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Ne

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