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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985537Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 11:04

"Oni koji nisu znali koliko zuba ima krava, sada će biti bolje upoznati. Mlada osoba ima 20, a odrasla osoba 32."

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985557Post ina
16 Oct 2019, 11:12

Ma mene zanimalo ono drugo...
Mozda je krava na dijeti, :D. mozda ostarila...


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985572Post Bla
16 Oct 2019, 11:17

nepismen pisao :hm

znaš li da te krava ne može ujesti jer nema gornje sjekutiće
ćućešćećemoćeteće samsijesmostesu
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985584Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 11:20

Danas učim o kravama ... :baba

Koji ti je najdraži dio krave? :ooo
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985585Post Lanci
16 Oct 2019, 11:21

Usi😁

Imas li ti kravu?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985594Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 11:25

Imam tuđu .... :D. :D.


Jesi li kad muzla kravu? :D
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985596Post Lanci
16 Oct 2019, 11:25

Nisam🙈

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985603Post ina
16 Oct 2019, 11:27

Jesam.
Brezulja se zvala.

Nije


Jesi li kad pila kravije mlijeko, onako kad se tek pomuze?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985606Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 11:27

Jesam...


Kako kravama daju imena, na osnovu čega?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985608Post Bla
16 Oct 2019, 11:29

na osnovu nacionalnosti


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985612Post ina
16 Oct 2019, 11:30

Bla wrote: 16 Oct 2019, 11:17 nepismen pisao :hm

znaš li da te krava ne može ujesti jer nema gornje sjekutiće
Ok, bolan. Zasto se ono ipak kaze....



Na osnovu imaginacije.

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985618Post damir5
16 Oct 2019, 11:33

Edin Dzeko :ooo


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985623Post ina
16 Oct 2019, 11:37

Nikako. Gledaoci bi me zamrzili. :D


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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985626Post damir5
16 Oct 2019, 11:39

Jesam, stand-up komicare u BKC-u, onda nekoliko predstava u pozoristu,...

Racuna li se to ili mislis na situacije kad se neko javno provali? :DD
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985628Post ina
16 Oct 2019, 11:41

Dobro si shvatio.


Jesi li se ti kad javno provalio?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985667Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 12:09

Nisam koliko znam ... .hm

Koji sport pratiš?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985669Post Beni
16 Oct 2019, 12:10

Fifu na plejci

znas li ko je Furious Pete ?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985670Post Chloe
16 Oct 2019, 12:11

joook


Trebam li znati ko je Furious Pete?
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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985672Post Beni
16 Oct 2019, 12:13

paet

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Re: Pitaj forumaša!

Post: # 1985680Post hepo_kockica
16 Oct 2019, 12:19

Nisam

Koga?
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